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Walton & Johnson: Drunk Wives Matter Wine Tumbler, 12oz
Official Radio Show Premium Insulated Wine Tumbler
Some movements deserve recognition—and wine o'clock is definitely one of them. The Walton & Johnson "Drunk Wives Matter" Wine Tumbler, 12oz, is more than premium drinkware—it's a hilarious declaration that after dealing with kids, work, politics, and the general chaos of modern life, wives have earned the right to unwind with a glass (or three) of their favorite vintage. This stainless steel wine tumbler keeps your Cabernet perfectly chilled while announcing your priorities with the kind of irreverent humor that made Walton & Johnson legendary.
The Founding Fathers understood the importance of liberty—including the liberty to enjoy a good drink after a hard day's work. Benjamin Franklin famously said, "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." (He probably would have included wine if he'd spent more time in Napa.) Thomas Jefferson was such a wine enthusiast that he served as America's unofficial sommelier, importing French wines and cultivating vineyards at Monticello. They knew that freedom includes the freedom to relax, celebrate, and enjoy life's simple pleasures without judgment or apology.
This premium 12oz wine tumbler features double-wall vacuum insulation that keeps your wine at the perfect temperature for hours—whether you're poolside, at a tailgate, camping, or just surviving another Tuesday. The bold "Drunk Wives Matter" graphics make a statement that resonates with anyone who's ever needed a glass of wine to cope with reality. The stemless design means no more worrying about broken stems, and the secure lid lets you take your wine anywhere without spills. It's the perfect companion for book club, girls' night, or just making it through the week with your sanity intact.
Perfect For:
- Walton & Johnson Fans – Show your loyalty to the radio show with humor that hits home
- Wine-Loving Wives – Celebrate your right to unwind after dealing with life's chaos
- Girls' Night & Book Club – Bring the laughs and keep your wine perfectly chilled
- Outdoor Adventures – Pool parties, camping, tailgates, or beach days where glass isn't allowed
- Gift Givers – Perfect for Mother's Day, birthdays, or just because she deserves it
Premium Quality Features
- Premium Stainless Steel Construction: Durable, rust-resistant 18/8 food-grade stainless steel built to last through countless wine nights
- Perfect 12oz Wine Capacity: Holds a generous pour—because sometimes one glass just isn't enough
- Double-Wall Vacuum Insulation: Keeps wine perfectly chilled for hours without condensation on the outside
- Bold "Drunk Wives Matter" Graphics: Eye-catching design that makes a hilarious statement wherever you go
- Stemless Design with Secure Lid: No broken stems, no spills—just portable wine enjoyment anywhere
- Official Walton & Johnson Merchandise: Authentic radio show product supporting the hosts who celebrate life's simple pleasures
Care Instructions
- Hand wash only with warm soapy water to preserve the vacuum seal and graphics
- Do not microwave or place in dishwasher—hand washing ensures maximum longevity
- Avoid dropping or denting to maintain optimal insulation performance
More Walton & Johnson Drinkware
Complete your Walton & Johnson drinkware collection with the Drunk Wives Matter Flask, 6oz for more portable wine enjoyment, or check out the Liberal Tears Flask for another dose of the show's signature political humor.
Whether you're a longtime listener from Houston, a podcast fan discovering the show for the first time, or simply a wife who's earned her wine time, this "Drunk Wives Matter" tumbler belongs in your collection. Pair it with your favorite vintage—or if you prefer coffee in the morning, might we suggest our Washington's Revolutionary Roast or Jeffersonian Java from our Founding Flavors collection? Start your day with coffee and end it with wine—the Founding Fathers would approve.
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