Walton & Johnson: Drunk Wives Matter Flask, 6oz

Walton & Johnson Drunk Wives Matter Flask - Portable Celebration

Sometimes you need a drink. Sometimes you need a drink right now. And sometimes you need a drink in a place where bringing a full tumbler would be impractical—like a concert, sporting event, family gathering, or anywhere else where wives need portable liquid courage to survive the experience. This premium 6oz stainless steel flask from Walton & Johnson features bold 'Drunk Wives Matter' graphics that celebrate the unsung heroes of American households while providing discreet, portable beverage storage. Because nothing says 'I'm prepared for anything' quite like a flask that acknowledges drunk wives matter—and they deserve premium portable drinkware to prove it.

This premium hip flask combines compact 6oz capacity with irreverent humor that honors the wives who've earned the right to carry emergency beverages wherever life takes them. Whether you're a Walton & Johnson fan who appreciates politically incorrect humor, a wife who needs a flask that tells the truth about survival strategies, a husband who wants to gift his wife something practical and hilarious, or simply someone who believes drunk wives deserve portable recognition, this flask makes your position crystal clear: you celebrate wives, you appreciate their need for portable refreshment, and you believe they've earned the right to carry beverages discreetly—all in premium stainless steel construction that fits perfectly in a purse, pocket, or glove compartment.

As the great philosopher once said: 'A flask in the purse is worth two drinks at the bar.' This flask honors that wisdom—one discreet sip at a time.

Premium Quality Features

• Bold 'Drunk Wives Matter' Graphics: Eye-catching design celebrating wives—guaranteed to earn laughs
• Compact 6oz Capacity: Perfect size for portable refreshment without bulk
• Premium Stainless Steel Construction: Durable, rust-resistant material for long-lasting use
• Leak-Proof Screw Cap: Secure closure prevents spills in purse or pocket
• Slim Hip Flask Design: Fits discreetly in purse, pocket, or glove compartment
• Easy to Fill & Clean: Wide mouth opening for convenient use
• Laser-Engraved Graphics: Permanent design that won't fade or peel

Product Specifications

• Capacity: 6oz (177ml)
• Material: Premium stainless steel
• Dimensions: Slim hip flask design for easy carrying
• Closure: Leak-proof screw cap
• Graphics: Laser-engraved for permanence

More Drunk Wives Matter & Walton & Johnson Gear

Build your Drunk Wives Matter collection with our complete Walton & Johnson lineup. Pair this Flask with the Drunk Wives Matter Tumbler, 40oz for home and portable options, or add the Liberal Tears Mug for more humor.

Complete your Walton & Johnson collection with the My Pronouns Are We/The/People T-Shirt, the Radio Gawds 3D Logo Hat, or the Radio Gawds Mug. Every piece celebrates American values, marriage humor, and the legendary courage that makes Walton & Johnson national treasures. Remember: Use code BUY2GET15 to save 15% when you buy any 2+ items!