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Introducing the shirt that says what everyone’s thinking but no one wants to admit. Our “Hello, I’m Retarded” tee is for those who thrive on dark humor and brutal honesty. Styled like a classic name badge, it’s the perfect mix of sarcasm and statement piece.
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this shirt feels as good as it looks. Soft, breathable, and built to last, it’s your go-to for casual wear, range days, or just making people do a double take at the grocery store.
Wear it proudly as a salute to freedom, irony, and your right to laugh at the madness.
Product Features
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100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for premium comfort
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Classic unisex fit that suits any style
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Lightweight and durable with a ribbed knit collar
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Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
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Ethically made and sustainably sourced
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
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Non-chlorine bleach as needed
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Tumble dry low
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Medium iron if necessary
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Do not dry clean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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