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Product Details
Some shirts whisper. This one yells “Hello, I’m Retarded & I Have A Gun.” Perfect for anyone who appreciates dark humor, self-awareness, and a healthy dose of rebellion, this long sleeve tee makes a statement before you even open your mouth.
Crafted from premium, environmentally friendly cotton, it delivers that classic, heavyweight feel that just gets better with time. The tubular knit design means no itchy side seams — just smooth comfort and a clean, structured look. Whether you’re lounging at home, hitting the range, or turning heads at your local coffee shop, this is the conversation starter you didn’t know you needed.
Product Features
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Made from sustainable, heavyweight cotton for a vintage look and feel
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Tubular knit construction for smooth comfort with zero side seams
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Ribbed knit collar and reinforced shoulder tape for long-lasting shape
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Classic unisex fit designed for everyday wear
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
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Use non-chlorine bleach as needed
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Tumble dry medium heat
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Do not iron directly on the print
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Do not dry clean
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