When your hat says it all, you don’t need small talk. The “Hello, I’m Retarded & I Have A Gun” cap is your new go-to for casual days, range trips, and conversations you didn’t start — but will definitely finish.
Made from 100% cotton with a relaxed, low-profile fit, this hat delivers comfort and attitude in equal measure. The unstructured design gives it that perfectly broken-in feel right out of the box, while the embroidered name badge graphic adds just the right mix of humor and danger. It’s a guaranteed conversation starter whether you’re at a cookout, the gun range, or the grocery store.
Product Features
100% cotton construction for breathable comfort
Soft, unstructured fit with a casual low profile
Durable twill fabric with reinforced stitching
Adjustable Velcro® strap for the perfect fit
Embroidered “Hello, I’m Not Qualified But Still Armed” design
Care Instructions
Spot clean with warm water and mild soap
Use a soft-bristled brush for tough spots
Avoid soaking or machine washing
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