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Walton & Johnson: Coast Guard 8th Day T-Shirt
Official Radio Show USCG Pride Apparel

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. He made the land, the sea, and all the creatures that inhabit them. And on the seventh day, He rested. But according to Coast Guard legend—and every Coastie who's ever pulled a midnight watch in freezing spray—on the eighth day, God looked at those treacherous waters and said, "Somebody's got to save all these people." So He created the United States Coast Guard. The Walton & Johnson Coast Guard 8th Day T-Shirt celebrates this beloved military humor with the reverence and wit it deserves.

Since 1790, the Coast Guard has been America's maritime guardian—the smallest of our armed forces but arguably the most versatile. They're the ones who brave hurricane-force winds to rescue stranded boaters, intercept drug smugglers in the dead of night, maintain navigation aids that keep commerce flowing, and respond to oil spills that would devastate our coastlines. While other branches get the Hollywood treatment, Coasties quietly do the work that keeps our waters safe and our maritime economy thriving. They're equal parts warrior, lifeguard, law enforcement, and environmental protector.

As Benjamin Franklin might say if he were alive today: "In this world, nothing is certain except death, taxes, and the Coast Guard showing up when everyone else says the seas are too rough." This premium tee honors the men and women of the USCG with the kind of good-natured ribbing that only comes from deep respect. Whether you're a Coastie yourself, a proud family member, or just someone who appreciates the service that keeps our waters safe, this shirt speaks your language.

Premium Quality Features

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton Construction: Soft, breathable fabric that feels as comfortable as shore leave after a long deployment
• Bold "8th Day" Graphics: High-quality print featuring the legendary Coast Guard creation story that won't fade, crack, or peel through countless washes
• Classic Unisex Fit: Designed to fit all body types comfortably—because the Coast Guard welcomes all who answer the call
• Durable Double-Needle Stitching: Reinforced construction at shoulders, sleeves, and hem built to withstand more than just rough seas
• Pre-Shrunk Fabric: Maintains its size and shape wash after wash—more reliable than a lighthouse beacon
• Official Walton & Johnson Merchandise: Authentic radio show apparel supporting the hosts who champion all branches of military service

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold with like colors to preserve the vibrant graphics and fabric quality
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results and longest print life
• Do not iron directly on the design; turn inside out if ironing is needed

More Walton & Johnson Military Apparel

Complete your Walton & Johnson Coast Guard collection with the Coast Guard Veteran T-Shirt for a more traditional tribute to USCG service, or show appreciation across all branches with the Thank A Veteran Tumbler that honors everyone who's worn the uniform.

Whether you're a longtime listener from Houston, a podcast fan discovering the show for the first time, or simply someone who respects the Coast Guard's unique mission, this 8th Day tee belongs in your rotation. Pair it with your morning coffee—might we suggest our Washington's Revolutionary Roast or Jeffersonian Java from our Founding Flavors collection? Start your day with the same dedication the Coast Guard shows every time they answer "Semper Paratus"—Always Ready.