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MTTA Koozie – Make Taxation Theft Again Can Cooler

Taxation is theft. It's not a radical idea—it's basic logic. When someone takes your property without your consent, that's theft. When the government does it, they just call it "taxation" and pretend it's legitimate. This MTTA (Make Taxation Theft Again) koozie celebrates the simple truth that your money belongs to you, not to politicians who want to redistribute it to their favorite special interests. Every time you crack open a cold one with this koozie, you're making a statement about property rights, individual liberty, and the fundamental injustice of forced wealth redistribution.

Crafted with a 100% white polyester exterior and 100% black soft foam liner, this koozie delivers superior insulation that keeps your drinks ice-cold while your principles stay rock-solid. The edge-to-edge print features vibrant, fade-resistant graphics that won't quit—just like your commitment to liberty. Available in both Regular Can (3.5" x 4.3") and Slim Can (3.5" x 6") sizes, it fits your favorite beverages perfectly. The ultra-lightweight design slips easily into any backpack, cooler, or cup holder, making it the perfect companion for on-the-go freedom. As the Founding Fathers might have said if they'd had koozies: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal, that they're endowed with the unalienable right to keep what they earn, and that taxation without consent is theft—period."

Whether you're at a backyard BBQ, tailgating at the game, camping in the wilderness, or just relaxing after a long day of productive work (that the government wants to tax), this koozie keeps your drink cold and your message hot. It's perfect for libertarians, anarcho-capitalists, constitutional conservatives, and anyone who believes government is the problem, not the solution. Because the best way to fight government overreach is to never stop reminding them that taxation is theft—one cold beverage at a time.

Premium Quality Features

• Bold MTTA Message: "Make Taxation Theft Again" clearly displayed—an unapologetic declaration that your money belongs to you, not the government
• Premium Dual-Layer Construction: 100% white polyester exterior with 100% black soft foam liner provides superior insulation and comfortable grip
• Edge-to-Edge Vibrant Print: Full customization with fade-resistant graphics that stay bold through countless uses and washes
• Two Size Options: Available in Regular Can (3.5" x 4.3") and Slim Can (3.5" x 6") to fit standard and slim cans perfectly
• Ultra-Lightweight & Portable: Weighs just 0.22 lbs—easy to pack, carry, and deploy at a moment's notice wherever liberty calls
• Superior Insulation: Keeps drinks cold for hours, not minutes—because warm beer is almost as bad as high taxes

Care Instructions

• Hand wash with mild soap and cool water to preserve graphics
• Air dry completely before storage—no dryer needed
• Avoid prolonged exposure to direct sunlight when not in use to maintain color vibrancy

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