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Walton & Johnson Me As A Baby T-Shirt - Peak Performance, Zero Decline

Remember when you were a baby? No responsibilities. No bills. No stress. Just eating, sleeping, and screaming until someone fixed your problems. Peak performance. Maximum efficiency. Zero decline. Then adulthood happened. Suddenly you're paying taxes, dealing with bureaucrats, navigating traffic, and wondering why everything hurts. This premium t-shirt from Walton & Johnson celebrates the glory days with a hilarious 'Me As A Baby' design—because let's be honest, you peaked early, and it's been downhill ever since. But at least you can laugh about it.

This premium t-shirt honors the understanding that babies have it figured out: cry until someone feeds you, sleep whenever you want, and let other people deal with the hard stuff. Whether you're a Walton & Johnson fan who appreciates self-deprecating humor, a parent who realizes babies are living their best life, or simply someone who peaked as an infant and has been declining ever since, this shirt makes your position crystal clear: you were at your best as a baby, and adulthood is just a long, slow decline with occasional moments of laughter.

As Mark Twain wisely observed: 'Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.' This shirt honors that truth—and reminds everyone that you definitely peaked as a baby.

Premium Quality Features

• Bold Me As A Baby Graphics: Eye-catching design with hilarious baby photo comparison—guaranteed to earn laughs and start conversations
• 100% Premium Cotton: Soft, breathable fabric that feels incredible against your skin whether you're adulting poorly or just living your best declining life
• Classic Unisex Fit: Comfortable cut that works for everyone—because we all peaked as babies
• Durable Double-Needle Stitching: Reinforced construction that withstands countless washes and years of wear—unlike your youthful vitality
• Pre-Shrunk Fabric: Maintains size and shape wash after wash, so you can celebrate your peak baby years for years to come
• Official Walton & Johnson Merchandise: Authentic gear from America's most politically incorrect radio duo, combining self-deprecating humor with fearless comedy

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold with like colors to preserve graphics and fabric quality
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for longest life
• Do not iron directly on design—respect the peak, accept the decline

More Hilarious Humor & Walton & Johnson Apparel

Build your self-deprecating humor collection with our complete Walton & Johnson lineup. Pair this Me As A Baby shirt with the Offensive Is Funny T-Shirt for more bold humor, or add the I Study Triggernometry T-Shirt for clever wordplay.

Complete your Walton & Johnson collection with the Drunk Wives Matter T-Shirt, the Government Scary T-Shirt, or the Killdozer T-Shirt. Don't forget the Radio Gawds 3D Logo Hat to rep the show everywhere you go. Every piece celebrates humor, self-awareness, and the legendary courage that makes Walton & Johnson national treasures. Remember: Use code BUY2GET15 to save 15% when you buy any 2+ items!