Walton & Johnson: Alligator Alcatraz Tumbler, 40oz

Walton & Johnson Alligator Alcatraz Tumbler - Border Security You Can Drink From

For decades, politicians have debated border security. They've proposed walls, fences, drones, sensors, and every other technological solution imaginable. But Walton & Johnson have a better idea: Alligator Alcatraz. A moat. Filled with alligators. Along the entire southern border. It's simple, effective, and infinitely more entertaining than anything Congress has proposed. Now you can celebrate that legendary border security philosophy with this premium 40oz tumbler featuring bold Alligator Alcatraz graphics. Whether you're staying hydrated at work, the gym, or anywhere else, this insulated tumbler keeps your beverages at the perfect temperature while announcing to everyone: you believe in effective deterrence, and you're not afraid to say it—even on your drinkware.

This premium tumbler honors the Walton & Johnson tradition of proposing solutions that are simultaneously hilarious and surprisingly practical. Whether you're a longtime listener who remembers the original Alligator Alcatraz bit, a border security advocate who appreciates creative deterrence, or simply someone who believes the best government solutions involve fewer bureaucrats and more alligators, this tumbler makes your position crystal clear: you support Alligator Alcatraz, and you're not apologizing for it—all while keeping your drinks perfectly chilled or hot for hours.

As Ronald Reagan wisely observed: 'Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.' Alligators, fortunately, require none of the above—and this tumbler celebrates that truth.

Premium Quality Features

• Bold Alligator Alcatraz Graphics: Eye-catching design featuring alligators and border security messaging—guaranteed to earn laughs and spark conversations
• 40oz Capacity: Extra-large size keeps you hydrated all day long
• Double-Wall Vacuum Insulation: Keeps drinks cold for 24+ hours or hot for 12+ hours
• Stainless Steel Construction: Durable, rust-resistant material for long-lasting use
• Leak-Proof Lid: Secure closure prevents spills during transport
• Fits Most Cup Holders: Convenient size for car, truck, or gym use

Care Instructions

• Hand wash only to preserve graphics and insulation
• Do not microwave or freeze
• Avoid abrasive cleaners

More Alligator Alcatraz & Walton & Johnson Gear

Build your Alligator Alcatraz collection with our complete Walton & Johnson lineup. Pair this Alligator Alcatraz Tumbler with the Alligator Alcatraz Apron for the ultimate border security outfit, or add the Alligator Alcatraz Tank Top for more apparel.

Complete your Walton & Johnson collection with the FAFO Gadsden T-Shirt, the My Pronouns Are We/The/People T-Shirt, or the Radio Gawds 3D Logo Hat. Every piece celebrates American values, border security, and the legendary humor that makes Walton & Johnson national treasures. Remember: Use code BUY2GET15 to save 15% when you buy any 2+ items!