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Remember high school trigonometry? Sine, cosine, tangent—all those formulas you swore you'd never use in real life? Well, turns out there's a branch of mathematics far more practical, far more American, and infinitely more fun: Triggernometry. It's the study of angles, trajectories, and precision—except instead of calculating the height of a building using shadows, you're calculating the perfect sight picture, trigger pull, and follow-through. It's the mathematics of freedom, the geometry of the Second Amendment, and the only kind of math that comes with a satisfying bang at the end of every equation.
This premium t-shirt from Walton & Johnson delivers clever wordplay that gun enthusiasts will appreciate and anti-gun activists won't understand until it's too late. Featuring bold "I Study Triggernometry" text on the front with detailed handgun graphics, plus the exclusive Walton & Johnson logo on the back, this shirt is perfect for the range, gun shows, or simply walking around reminding people that you've mastered a discipline far more useful than calculus. Whether you're a competitive shooter who actually does calculate angles and distances, a casual gun owner who appreciates clever humor, or a Walton & Johnson fan who loves firearms culture, this shirt makes your position crystal clear: you study Triggernometry, and you've aced every test.
As the Founding Fathers might observe if they were designing t-shirts today: "A well-regulated sense of humor, being necessary to the preservation of a free state, the right of the people to wear clever gun puns shall not be infringed."
Build your Second Amendment wardrobe with our complete firearms collection. Pair this I Study Triggernometry shirt with the Come and Take It AR15 Chad T-Shirt for serious 2A advocacy, or the FAFO Gadsden T-Shirt warning tyrants about consequences. Add the My Pronouns Are We/The/People T-Shirt for more clever wordplay.
Complete your Walton & Johnson collection with the Government Scary T-Shirt, the Taxes Are Scary Tee, or the Peace, Love & Low Taxes T-Shirt. Grab the Radio Gawds 3D Logo Hat to rep the show everywhere you go. Every piece celebrates Second Amendment rights, clever humor, and the legendary wit that makes Walton & Johnson a national treasure. Remember: Use code BUY2GET15 to save 15% when you buy any 2+ items!
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