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Where Woke Goes to Die Florida Alligator Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Where Woke Goes to Die Florida Alligator Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
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Y'all get ready for the ultimate Florida shirt! Our "Where Woke Goes to Die" Tee is here, louder 'n an airboat at full throttle!
Got a pic of a gnarly gator, the great Sunshine State, and a big ol' supportin' shoutout for our guy Ron DeSantis. This ain't just a shirt, it's a hollerin' billboard for those of us who like our freedom, our gators, and our sunshine unfiltered and uncensored!
Durable as a Ford truck and ready for any backyard BBQ, fishin' trip, or DeSantis rally.
If you're ready to tell the world where woke goes to curl up and quit, get yourself this shirt! Remember, stocks are limited and movin' faster than a gator in a henhouse. Get yers while they're hot!
.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 30.04 | 31.97 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.24 | 7.76 | 8.23 | 8.74 | 9.25 | 9.76 | 10.24 | 10.75 |
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Truthfully, I bought this because I like AP and supporting him. I enjoy coffee a lot but I’m really happy to drink whatever, so I was pleasantly surprised when it tasted great. Package is fun too. Will grab some more!
There is a difference between the one advertised and the one received but I'm happy with it. So much so that instead of giving it to my coworker I kept it for myself.
I answered the clarion call of the colorful cock and was not disappointed.
This shirt changed my life. When wearing this shirt, I am temporarily granted all of Superman's powers. It also cured all my physical ailments, made me smarter, converted all my body fat to pure muscle, and even made me slightly more handsome. (There wasn't much room for improvement in that category.) It somehow made me even more irresistible to women than I already was. It gave me extra energy, more stamina, a few extra inches were it counts (wink wink), and longevity. In fact I fear that I may now be immortal due to this amazing shirt, which I think will probably be quite a drag after the first couple centuries. So thanks for nothing, AP.
Five stars, would buy again.
Purchased this Tshirt for a sister living in Overland Park KS, but family from JCMO. Looks great!!
Not only does it get immediate attention wherever I go, on a chilly morning like right now, it is toasty warm! Most common question is: where did you get that? My answer--AP4liberty!! Thank you.
Greatest Hoodie ever created! Super cozy, super comfortable, super message! Perfect gift for yourself and others
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