Crank up the retro vibes and hit the beach in maximum style with the Miami Doge Beach Towel! Featuring our ultra-cool Doge rocking a pink blazer and shades, a synthwave supercar, and a neon-drenched skyline, this towel is your official pass to summer efficiency and fun.
Whether you're patrolling the shoreline for bad governance or just catching rays, this towel brings the heat. Inspired by the bold colors and aesthetics of 80s Miami, it's perfect for liberty lovers, meme warriors, and anyone ready to take on summer like a boss.
Product Features:
Durable polyester print side with vibrant colors that won’t fade in the sun
Soft cotton loop backing for luxurious comfort after a swim
Hemmed edges for long-lasting use
Moisture-absorbent and quick-drying—ideal for spontaneous beach missions
Available in two sizes: 30" × 60"
Care Instructions:
Cold machine wash with like colors on gentle cycle
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not bleach or dry clean
Perfect for:
Beach parties, poolside lounging, summer holidays like Memorial Day or Labor Day, and anyone ready to drain the beach of inefficiency—Miami Doge style.
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