Grill like you were born for it. The Me As a Baby Apron features a hilariously provocative ultrasound-style graphic of a baby cradling a rifle, paired with distressed block lettering that makes your stance clear before the steaks even hit the flame. It's the perfect kitchen companion for anyone who brings the heat — and the Second Amendment — to the dinner table.
Made from durable, quick-drying polyester, this apron holds up through every cookout, bake-off, or Thanksgiving family debate. With adjustable black twill straps and overlocked seams, it's built for comfort, durability, and total domination in the kitchen or at the grill.
Product Features
“Me As a Baby” one-sided print for a bold and satirical look
100% durable polyester fabric that dries quickly and holds shape
Four buttonholes for adjustable, detachable strap positioning
Overlocked seams for long-lasting wear
Lightweight and breathable — perfect for home cooking or entertaining
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry
Iron or steam on low heat
Do not dry clean
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