Walton & Johnson: Drunk Wives Matter Tumbler, 40oz

Walton & Johnson Drunk Wives Matter Tumbler - Celebrate the Real MVPs

Behind every successful man is a woman who's had enough of his nonsense and needs a drink. Behind every great marriage is a wife who knows that sometimes the best way to survive family gatherings, home improvement projects, and her husband's terrible jokes is with a properly filled tumbler and a sense of humor about the whole situation. This premium 40oz tumbler from Walton & Johnson features bold 'Drunk Wives Matter' graphics that celebrate the unsung heroes of American households: the wives who keep everything running, tolerate their husbands' shenanigans, and deserve a drink (or three) for their trouble. Because nothing says 'I appreciate you' quite like acknowledging that drunk wives matter—and they deserve premium drinkware to prove it.

This premium insulated tumbler combines massive 40oz capacity with irreverent humor that honors the wives who've earned the right to enjoy their beverages in peace. Whether you're a Walton & Johnson fan who appreciates politically incorrect humor, a wife who needs a tumbler that tells the truth about marriage, a husband who wants to gift his wife something that acknowledges her patience, or simply someone who believes drunk wives deserve recognition, this tumbler makes your position crystal clear: you celebrate wives, you appreciate their tolerance, and you believe they've earned the right to stay properly hydrated with beverages of their choosing—all while keeping drinks cold for 24 hours or hot for 12.

As the great philosopher once said: 'Happy wife, happy life—especially when she's got a full tumbler.' This tumbler honors that truth—one generous sip at a time.

Premium Quality Features

• Bold 'Drunk Wives Matter' Graphics: Eye-catching design celebrating wives—guaranteed to earn laughs and knowing nods
• Massive 40oz Capacity: Generous size means fewer refills and more enjoyment
• Double-Wall Vacuum Insulation: Keeps drinks cold for 24 hours or hot for 12 hours
• Premium Stainless Steel Construction: Durable, rust-resistant material for long-lasting use
• Leak-Resistant Lid: Secure closure prevents spills during transport
• Fits Most Cup Holders: Convenient size for car, gym, or office use
• Hand Wash Recommended: Preserves graphics and insulation performance

Product Specifications

• Capacity: 40oz (1,182ml)
• Material: Stainless steel with double-wall vacuum insulation
• Dimensions: Fits most standard cup holders
• Includes: Leak-resistant lid
• Care: Hand wash only to preserve graphics

More Irreverent & Walton & Johnson Drinkware

Build your irreverent drinkware collection with our complete Walton & Johnson lineup. Pair this Drunk Wives Matter Tumbler with the Liberal Tears Mug for more humor, or add the Radio Gawds Mug to your collection.

Complete your Walton & Johnson collection with the My Pronouns Are We/The/People T-Shirt, the Radio Gawds 3D Logo Hat, or the Appeal To Heaven Mug. Every piece celebrates American values, marriage humor, and the legendary courage that makes Walton & Johnson national treasures. Remember: Use code BUY2GET15 to save 15% when you buy any 2+ items!