You made it through the mandates, the goggles, the ever-changing “truth” — and now you’ve earned the right to say it loud:
“I Survived the Science.”
This bold tee features a distressed vintage design with cracked goggles and a busted N95 — the only souvenir you’ll ever need from years of bureaucratic overreach. Whether you're tuning into Walton & Johnson or just want to trigger a science worshiper at the grocery store, this shirt delivers.
It’s the perfect blend of sarcasm, style, and soft cotton. Because free thinkers deserve comfort too.
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built to last
Retail fit with a classic crew neckline
Durable ribbed collar and reinforced shoulder seams
Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
Ethically produced with sustainable practices
Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
Use non-chlorine bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron medium heat if needed
Do not dry clean
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