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Walton & Johnson Government Scary T-Shirt - The Most Terrifying Costume of All

Forget zombies, vampires, and chainsaw-wielding maniacs. You want to know what's truly terrifying? Four words that strike fear into the hearts of free people everywhere: "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help." Those nine words, famously identified by Ronald Reagan as the most terrifying in the English language, represent everything that keeps libertarians up at night—unchecked bureaucracy, regulatory overreach, taxation without representation (or with it), and the slow creep of government control into every aspect of daily life. This Halloween, skip the fake blood and rubber masks. Wear something genuinely frightening: a shirt that reminds everyone what real horror looks like.

This premium t-shirt from Walton & Johnson delivers libertarian humor with a wink and a smile, perfect for Halloween parties, political rallies, or just walking around reminding people that government is scarier than any monster Hollywood ever created. Imagine showing up to a party, telling everyone "I'm here to help," then watching their faces when they read your shirt and realize the joke. It's the ultimate libertarian icebreaker, conversation starter, and maybe—just maybe—the beginning of a beautiful friendship with someone who gets it.

As Ronald Reagan wisely observed: "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." This shirt honors that truth—with humor, style, and zero apologies.

Premium Quality Features

• Bold Government Scary Graphics: Eye-catching design that delivers the punchline perfectly—guaranteed to earn laughs from fellow libertarians and confused looks from statists
• 100% Premium Cotton: Soft, breathable fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) that feels incredible against your skin whether you're at a Halloween party, a rally, or just scaring bureaucrats at the DMV
• Classic Fit: Comfortable cut that runs true to size, available in multiple sizes—because libertarian humor fits everyone
• No Side Seams: Seamless construction under the arms means no itchy interruptions while you're explaining why government is terrifying
• Reinforced Shoulders: Tape reinforcement for improved durability—built to last through countless parties and political debates
• Official Walton & Johnson Merchandise: Authentic gear from America's favorite libertarian comedy duo, combining anti-government philosophy with their signature humor

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold with like colors to preserve graphics and fabric quality
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for longest life
• Do not iron directly on design—respect the humor, preserve the message

More Libertarian Humor & Walton & Johnson Apparel

Build your libertarian comedy wardrobe with our complete humor collection. Pair this Government Scary shirt with the Taxes Are Scary Tee for double the Halloween humor, or the I Study Triggernometry T-Shirt for more clever wordplay. Add the Peace, Love & Low Taxes T-Shirt for a lighter take on libertarian philosophy.

Complete your Walton & Johnson collection with the FAFO Gadsden T-Shirt, the My Pronouns Are We/The/People T-Shirt, or the Killdozer T-Shirt. Grab the Radio Gawds 3D Logo Hat to rep the show everywhere you go. Every piece celebrates individual liberty, limited government, and the legendary humor that makes Walton & Johnson a national treasure. Remember: Use code BUY2GET15 to save 15% when you buy any 2+ items!