Walton & Johnson: Alligator Alcatraz Intake Division Tumbler, 40oz

Walton & Johnson Alligator Alcatraz Intake Division Tumbler - Processing Center Hydration

America has a border problem. Millions of illegal aliens cross our southern border every year, overwhelming border patrol, straining resources, and creating chaos. The solution? According to Walton & Johnson's legendary humor: Alligator Alcatraz. Fill the Rio Grande with alligators, turn the border into nature's most effective deterrent, and let the problem solve itself. This premium 40oz tumbler features bold Alligator Alcatraz Intake Division graphics—celebrating the processing center where border crossers would check in before meeting their scaly fate. It's the most creative border security solution ever proposed, combining wildlife conservation with immigration enforcement in the most hilariously effective way possible. Whether you're staying hydrated at work, hitting the gym, running errands, or just need drinkware that tells the truth about border security, this tumbler announces to everyone: you appreciate creative solutions, you understand the border crisis, and you believe the best response to illegal immigration is premium insulated drinkware featuring the Intake Division where alligators do the job politicians won't.

This premium insulated tumbler combines massive 40oz capacity with politically incorrect humor that celebrates creative problem-solving. Whether you're a Walton & Johnson fan who appreciates border security satire, someone frustrated by open borders and sanctuary cities, a patriot who believes in enforcing immigration laws, or simply someone who thinks the Alligator Alcatraz Intake Division would be the most efficient processing center in history, this tumbler makes your position crystal clear: you stand for border security, you appreciate creative solutions, and you refuse to let political correctness stop you from celebrating the Intake Division—all while keeping your beverages at the perfect temperature for hours.

As Ronald Reagan wisely observed: 'A nation that cannot control its borders is not a nation.' This tumbler honors that truth—with alligators, intake processing, and humor.

Premium Quality Features

• Bold Intake Division Graphics: Creative border security processing design—guaranteed to earn laughs and trigger open-borders advocates
• Massive 40oz Capacity: Generous size means fewer refills and more enjoyment
• Double-Wall Vacuum Insulation: Keeps drinks cold for 24 hours or hot for 12 hours
• Premium Stainless Steel Construction: Durable, rust-resistant material for long-lasting use
• Leak-Resistant Lid: Secure closure prevents spills during transport
• Fits Most Cup Holders: Convenient size for car, gym, or office use
• Hand Wash Recommended: Preserves graphics and insulation performance

Product Specifications

• Capacity: 40oz (1,182ml)
• Material: Stainless steel with double-wall vacuum insulation
• Dimensions: Fits most standard cup holders
• Includes: Leak-resistant lid
• Care: Hand wash only to preserve graphics

More Alligator Alcatraz & Walton & Johnson Drinkware

Build your Alligator Alcatraz collection with our complete Walton & Johnson lineup. Pair this Intake Division Tumbler with the Alligator Alcatraz Intake Division Mug for matching messaging, or add the Alligator Alcatraz Apron for kitchen gear.

Complete your Walton & Johnson collection with the Alligator Alcatraz Tank Top, the Drunk Wives Matter Tumbler, or the Radio Gawds 3D Logo Hat. Every piece celebrates American values, border security, and the legendary courage that makes Walton & Johnson national treasures. Remember: Use code BUY2GET15 to save 15% when you buy any 2+ items!