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Thinking About The Roman Empire Pepe Shirt
Thinking About The Roman Empire Pepe Shirt
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"Thinking About the Roman Empire" T-Shirt
Unleash your inner Roman with this limited edition tee, perfect for those days when you're just... "Thinking About the Roman Empire." Whether you're plotting to take over a neighboring city-state or simply wondering how ancient Rome handled potholes, this shirt's got your back.
Features:
Legionnaire Wojak: Stand tall, centurion! This wojak has seen the front lines, survived the barbarian hordes, and all he got was this t-shirt.
Ancient Roman Girl Wojak: Beauty, grace, and probably some fierce gladiator gossip. She's here to remind you that Roman drama isn't just about battles and Senate meetings.
Legionnaire Pepe: Because every army needs its meme general. Rumor has it he's still salty about the whole Carthage thing.
Emperor Pepe: The OG Pepemperor. Part-time philosopher, full-time meme lord, and the dude responsible for making "Render unto Pepe" a thing.
Description:
Material: 100% Comedic Cotton – as soft as Julius Caesar's politics but way more durable.
Color: Empire Fade (starts as Roman purple, gradually becomes the dust of fallen empires).
Fit: Tailored for those with an emperor's confidence (but also suits plebeians).
Fun Facts (because why not?):
Did you know Romans loved fast food? That's right, Ancient Rome had food stands. And yet, no one's discovered the "McGladiator Burger."
Ancient Romans believed in a god for almost everything... including sewers (Cloacina). So, if you spill something on this shirt, you know who to pray to!
Why Wear This Shirt?
Instantly become the most historically meme-literate person in the room.
Perfect conversation starter for that cute classics major.
It's just SPQR-tacular.
Conquer your day, senatorially meme your way through the crowd, and let the world know you're always "Thinking About the Roman Empire." Because why not? The Romans probably would've if memes existed back then. 🏛️🍇🦅
.: Eurofit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
Let customers speak for us
Truthfully, I bought this because I like AP and supporting him. I enjoy coffee a lot but I’m really happy to drink whatever, so I was pleasantly surprised when it tasted great. Package is fun too. Will grab some more!
There is a difference between the one advertised and the one received but I'm happy with it. So much so that instead of giving it to my coworker I kept it for myself.
I answered the clarion call of the colorful cock and was not disappointed.
This shirt changed my life. When wearing this shirt, I am temporarily granted all of Superman's powers. It also cured all my physical ailments, made me smarter, converted all my body fat to pure muscle, and even made me slightly more handsome. (There wasn't much room for improvement in that category.) It somehow made me even more irresistible to women than I already was. It gave me extra energy, more stamina, a few extra inches were it counts (wink wink), and longevity. In fact I fear that I may now be immortal due to this amazing shirt, which I think will probably be quite a drag after the first couple centuries. So thanks for nothing, AP.
Five stars, would buy again.
Purchased this Tshirt for a sister living in Overland Park KS, but family from JCMO. Looks great!!
Not only does it get immediate attention wherever I go, on a chilly morning like right now, it is toasty warm! Most common question is: where did you get that? My answer--AP4liberty!! Thank you.
Greatest Hoodie ever created! Super cozy, super comfortable, super message! Perfect gift for yourself and others
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