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The Colonizers Ceramic Mug
The Colonizers Ceramic Mug
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Introducing the mug that's part satire, part historical hilarity, and all about keeping your coffee conquests lighthearted! βπ©
π€£ Meet The Colonizers: This imaginary dream team of early settlers features a pilgrim with a "Chad" style meme vibe. They didn't just "discover" lands; they gentrified them with style! π πͺ
π¬ The Slogan: "We Came, We Saw, We Gentrified" - it's the ultimate punchline for history buffs and meme enthusiasts alike. These settlers were the OG hipsters of their time! πβ
π© Pilgrim Pride: The pilgrim on this mug isn't just here for tea; he's here for laughs and maybe a little historical revision. π€
π Frontier Fun: Whether you're sipping your morning coffee or enjoying an evening hot cocoa, this mug will transport you to a time when colonizing was comically chic. π
β Top-Quality: Crafted with care, this mug can handle your daily adventures and gentrification of beverages. It's microwave and dishwasher safe, so you can focus on sipping in style. βπ§Ό
Add a dash of history humor to your drinkware collection or surprise a fellow history buff with "The Colonizers" Mug. It's the conversation starter that'll have everyone saying, "They came, they saw, they laughed!" ππ #TheColonizersMug #HistoryHumor #GentrifyYourSips
| Β | 11oz |
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| Height, in | 3.74 |
| Diameter, in | 3.15 |
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Truthfully, I bought this because I like AP and supporting him. I enjoy coffee a lot but Iβm really happy to drink whatever, so I was pleasantly surprised when it tasted great. Package is fun too. Will grab some more!
There is a difference between the one advertised and the one received but I'm happy with it. So much so that instead of giving it to my coworker I kept it for myself.
I answered the clarion call of the colorful cock and was not disappointed.
This shirt changed my life. When wearing this shirt, I am temporarily granted all of Superman's powers. It also cured all my physical ailments, made me smarter, converted all my body fat to pure muscle, and even made me slightly more handsome. (There wasn't much room for improvement in that category.) It somehow made me even more irresistible to women than I already was. It gave me extra energy, more stamina, a few extra inches were it counts (wink wink), and longevity. In fact I fear that I may now be immortal due to this amazing shirt, which I think will probably be quite a drag after the first couple centuries. So thanks for nothing, AP.
Five stars, would buy again.
Purchased this Tshirt for a sister living in Overland Park KS, but family from JCMO. Looks great!!
Not only does it get immediate attention wherever I go, on a chilly morning like right now, it is toasty warm! Most common question is: where did you get that? My answer--AP4liberty!! Thank you.
Greatest Hoodie ever created! Super cozy, super comfortable, super message! Perfect gift for yourself and others
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