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Rebel Runners: Tax Evasion Shorts

Rebel Runners: Tax Evasion Shorts

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Rebel Runners: Tax Evasion Shorts

For the true rebels at heart, we present the ultimate armor for your lower half: the Rebel Runners: Tax Evasion Shorts!

Features:

Statement Maker: Boldly display "Taxation is Theft" with each stride, letting the world know where you stand (or run).

Signature Snake: The iconic Gadsden snake doesn't just slither; it dashes, reminding everyone: "Don't Tread on Me... especially not my bank account!"

Unparalleled Comfort: Crafted with revolutionary freedom fibers, these shorts give your legs the sensation of breezing past the Statue of Liberty.

Safehouse Pockets: Spacious and discreet – perfect for stashing all the hard-earned coins you're keeping from Uncle Sam's reach (and, of course, your everyday essentials).

Whether you're taking on a marathon, evading metaphorical tax collectors, or just kickin' it in rebellious relaxation, the Rebel Runners are your ultimate partner in crime. Embrace the audacity, flaunt that defiance, and remember: while they can try to tax everything else, they can't tax your spirit or style!

Disclaimer: Wearing these shorts does not make one immune to actual taxes. But by golly, they'll know you're not happy about it!

  XS S M L XL 2XL
Waist width, in 15.00 16.00 18.00 19.00 21.00 22.00
Hips width, in 17.50 19.00 21.00 22.50 24.00 25.00
Length, in 18.11 20.31 20.98 21.61 22.01 22.52
Inseam length, in 9.05 10.15 10.50 10.80 11.00 11.25

 

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