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Rebel Runners: Tax Evasion Shorts
Rebel Runners: Tax Evasion Shorts
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Rebel Runners: Tax Evasion Shorts
For the true rebels at heart, we present the ultimate armor for your lower half: the Rebel Runners: Tax Evasion Shorts!
Features:
Statement Maker: Boldly display "Taxation is Theft" with each stride, letting the world know where you stand (or run).
Signature Snake: The iconic Gadsden snake doesn't just slither; it dashes, reminding everyone: "Don't Tread on Me... especially not my bank account!"
Unparalleled Comfort: Crafted with revolutionary freedom fibers, these shorts give your legs the sensation of breezing past the Statue of Liberty.
Safehouse Pockets: Spacious and discreet – perfect for stashing all the hard-earned coins you're keeping from Uncle Sam's reach (and, of course, your everyday essentials).
Whether you're taking on a marathon, evading metaphorical tax collectors, or just kickin' it in rebellious relaxation, the Rebel Runners are your ultimate partner in crime. Embrace the audacity, flaunt that defiance, and remember: while they can try to tax everything else, they can't tax your spirit or style!
Disclaimer: Wearing these shorts does not make one immune to actual taxes. But by golly, they'll know you're not happy about it!
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Waist width, in | 15.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 | 19.00 | 21.00 | 22.00 |
| Hips width, in | 17.50 | 19.00 | 21.00 | 22.50 | 24.00 | 25.00 |
| Length, in | 18.11 | 20.31 | 20.98 | 21.61 | 22.01 | 22.52 |
| Inseam length, in | 9.05 | 10.15 | 10.50 | 10.80 | 11.00 | 11.25 |
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Truthfully, I bought this because I like AP and supporting him. I enjoy coffee a lot but I’m really happy to drink whatever, so I was pleasantly surprised when it tasted great. Package is fun too. Will grab some more!
There is a difference between the one advertised and the one received but I'm happy with it. So much so that instead of giving it to my coworker I kept it for myself.
I answered the clarion call of the colorful cock and was not disappointed.
This shirt changed my life. When wearing this shirt, I am temporarily granted all of Superman's powers. It also cured all my physical ailments, made me smarter, converted all my body fat to pure muscle, and even made me slightly more handsome. (There wasn't much room for improvement in that category.) It somehow made me even more irresistible to women than I already was. It gave me extra energy, more stamina, a few extra inches were it counts (wink wink), and longevity. In fact I fear that I may now be immortal due to this amazing shirt, which I think will probably be quite a drag after the first couple centuries. So thanks for nothing, AP.
Five stars, would buy again.
Purchased this Tshirt for a sister living in Overland Park KS, but family from JCMO. Looks great!!
Not only does it get immediate attention wherever I go, on a chilly morning like right now, it is toasty warm! Most common question is: where did you get that? My answer--AP4liberty!! Thank you.
Greatest Hoodie ever created! Super cozy, super comfortable, super message! Perfect gift for yourself and others
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