Walton & Johnson: Publik Ejukayshun Tumbler, 40oz

Walton & Johnson Publik Ejukayshun Tumbler 40oz - School Choice Hydration

For decades, America's public education system has been failing students while spending more money than ever. Test scores decline, literacy rates plummet, and kids graduate without basic skills—yet the education establishment demands more funding, more control, and zero accountability. Meanwhile, parents who dare to question the curriculum, challenge the teachers' unions, or advocate for school choice are labeled extremists. This premium 40oz tumbler from Walton & Johnson celebrates that absurdity with intentionally misspelled Publik Ejukayshun graphics that perfectly capture the state of modern public education. Because nothing says 'quality education' quite like graduates who can't spell 'public' or 'education'—yet somehow earned straight A's. Stay hydrated while celebrating educational satire.

This premium 40oz tumbler combines maximum capacity with vacuum-insulated temperature control and bold Publik Ejukayshun branding. Whether you're a Walton & Johnson fan who appreciates educational satire, a school choice advocate who's tired of watching kids fail in failing schools, or simply someone who believes the best beverages are consumed from tumblers that celebrate politically incorrect humor about broken institutions, this tumbler makes your position crystal clear: you support school choice, you reject the education establishment, and you believe parents—not bureaucrats—should control their children's education.

As Milton Friedman wisely observed: 'The only solution is to break the monopoly, introduce competition, and give parents choice.' This tumbler honors that truth—while keeping you hydrated all day long.

Premium Quality Features

• Bold Publik Ejukayshun Graphics: Eye-catching intentionally misspelled design—guaranteed to earn laughs and trigger teachers' unions
• Massive 40oz Capacity: Maximum hydration for serious school choice advocates
• Vacuum-Insulated Double-Wall: Keeps drinks cold for 24 hours or hot for 12 hours
• 18/8 Food Grade Stainless Steel: Premium material that's durable and safe for beverages
• Powder-Coated Finish: Durable exterior that resists scratches and maintains appearance
• Fits Most Cup Holders: Convenient for car, truck, or gym use
• BPA-Free Lid: Safe, secure closure prevents spills

Care Instructions

• Hand wash only to preserve graphics and insulation
• Do not microwave or freeze
• Avoid abrasive cleaners

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Build your Publik Ejukayshun collection with our complete Walton & Johnson lineup. Pair this Publik Ejukayshun Tumbler with the Publik Ejukayshun T-Shirt for matching messaging, or add the Publik Ejukayshun Apron to your collection.

Complete your Walton & Johnson collection with the Publik Ejukayshun Hat, the Liberal Tears Mug, or the Radio Gawds 3D Logo Hat. Every piece celebrates American values, school choice, and the legendary courage that makes Walton & Johnson national treasures. Remember: Use code BUY2GET15 to save 15% when you buy any 2+ items!