Not everyone gets it. Not everyone has to.
This shirt is for the ones who don’t take orders, who stand their ground, and who don’t care what side someone else says they’re on. Like a pineapple, we’re sharp when messed with, but solid and sweet where it counts. “Pineapple Before Party” isn’t just a design — it’s a warning. Try to box us in, and you’ll get the spikes. Respect our freedom, and you’ll taste the good stuff.
Built tough, cut clean, and made to keep its edge — this tee is as no-nonsense as you are. Wear it when you want to make your independence impossible to ignore.
Details:
• 100% cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• White may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.
• “Natural” color variant may include dark speckles.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
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