Introducing the Gulf of America Tote Bag—because who needs Mexico when we’ve got America? Show off your patriotic beach vibes with this officially (not really) Trump-endorsed tote, celebrating the historic renaming of the Gulf of Mexico to something much more winning.
🌴 Perfect for:
✅ Carrying all your beach-day essentials, including sunscreen (to fight liberal snowflake tears).
✅ Hauling all the winning you’ve been doing.
✅ Storing top-secret documents (just kidding, DOJ).
✅ Packing up after a Florida rally where you met at least three guys named Ron who told you it was “about time” we claimed the Gulf.
Made with 100% polyester (as durable as American freedom), double-stitched seams (stronger than Biden’s WiFi connection), and cotton webbing straps (built like Trump's border wall—strong, stylish, and may cause liberals to cry).
Available in 3 sizes to match your needs:
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