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"Enjoy an Ice Cold Glass of Deportation" Trump Milk Mustache Tee
Make your wardrobe great again with this hilariously patriotic tribute to border security... and bone density. Featuring The Donald himself, kicking back with a frosty glass of dairy-fueled justice and sporting a milk mustache that says, “Got Milk? Get Out,” this shirt is the perfect blend of lactose and law enforcement.
Crafted for freedom lovers and meme lords alike, this shirt features:
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A classic crew neck that hugs like a handshake from a firm businessman.
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A seamless body for a clean silhouette, just like Trump’s immigration policy—no loopholes.
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Medium-weight comfort, strong enough for rallies, soft enough for naps in gold-plated chairs.
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Crisp, DTG/DTF printing, sharper than a Trump debate zinger.
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Tear-away label, because discomfort is for people who drink almond milk.
Whether you're building the wall, chilling at home, or just owning libs in the comments section, this tee is your new favorite uniform.
Care like a champion: Cold wash, low tumble dry, and absolutely no ironing—because this shirt is wrinkle-resistant, just like the Constitution.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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