You’ve seen the meme. Now wear the apron.
Whether you’re defending liberty one burger at a time or just trying to keep the kids from over-seasoning the steaks, the I Just Wanna Grill For God’s Sake apron is your ultimate backyard battle gear. Featuring the iconic rallying cry of every fed-up father and freedom-loving foodie, this apron brings serious attitude and a side of laughter to any cookout.
Crafted from tough, quick-drying 100% polyester and designed with comfort in mind, it’s got all the practical features you need—adjustable straps, durable stitching, and a bold one-sided print that screams: “Stand back, I’m about to sear democracy into this ribeye.”
Whether you’re flipping burgers, smoking brisket, or just trying to survive family dinner, this apron’s for you. Perfect as a gift for grill dads, meme lords, or anyone who believes good food and freedom go hand in hand.
Product Features:
100% Polyester for durability and easy cleaning
4 buttonholes for adjustable strap placement
Reinforced overlocked seams for long-lasting use
One-sided print with a bold and hilarious grilling slogan
Includes detachable black twill straps for a customizable fit
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry
Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
Do not dry clean
Great For:
Father’s Day, birthdays, housewarmings, summer BBQs, or any time someone yells “Where’s the propane?”
One Size | |
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Length , in | 30.31 |
Width at waist, in | 27.56 |
Strap length, in | 22.05 |
Strap width, in | 1.02 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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