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Galactic Guardian of Liberty George Washington Tee
Galactic Guardian of Liberty George Washington Tee
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"Galactic Guardian of Liberty" T-Shirt
Dive into a universe where history meets futuristic valor! Behold the "Galactic Guardian of Liberty" tee, showcasing a visionary George Washington, not merely the father of a nation, but a defender against interstellar impostures. Clad in a cloak of leadership and wielding a radiant blade of truth, this depiction captures Washington's timeless foresight into the ever-looming shadows of pretended patriotism.
This t-shirt is more than a garment; it's a declaration! Adorned with the quote, "Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism," it serves as a beacon, illuminating the eternal vigilance required in the face of political grifters who lurk, ready to prey on the unsuspecting masses across galaxies.
Tailored for the free-thinking libertarian spirit, this tee embodies the essence of safeguarding liberties in any dimension, era, or space quadrant. Made with premium intergalactic fibers, it promises not just comfort but a symbol of resistance against those who might exploit patriotism's sacred name.
Wear your resistance. Wear your pride. Let the "Galactic Guardian of Liberty" inspire others to stand against the cosmic tides of deception. Join Washington in this timeless battle, and may the spirit of genuine liberty be with you, always.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 30.04 | 31.97 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.24 | 7.76 | 8.23 | 8.74 | 9.25 | 9.76 | 10.24 | 10.75 |
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Truthfully, I bought this because I like AP and supporting him. I enjoy coffee a lot but I’m really happy to drink whatever, so I was pleasantly surprised when it tasted great. Package is fun too. Will grab some more!
There is a difference between the one advertised and the one received but I'm happy with it. So much so that instead of giving it to my coworker I kept it for myself.
I answered the clarion call of the colorful cock and was not disappointed.
This shirt changed my life. When wearing this shirt, I am temporarily granted all of Superman's powers. It also cured all my physical ailments, made me smarter, converted all my body fat to pure muscle, and even made me slightly more handsome. (There wasn't much room for improvement in that category.) It somehow made me even more irresistible to women than I already was. It gave me extra energy, more stamina, a few extra inches were it counts (wink wink), and longevity. In fact I fear that I may now be immortal due to this amazing shirt, which I think will probably be quite a drag after the first couple centuries. So thanks for nothing, AP.
Five stars, would buy again.
Purchased this Tshirt for a sister living in Overland Park KS, but family from JCMO. Looks great!!
Not only does it get immediate attention wherever I go, on a chilly morning like right now, it is toasty warm! Most common question is: where did you get that? My answer--AP4liberty!! Thank you.
Greatest Hoodie ever created! Super cozy, super comfortable, super message! Perfect gift for yourself and others
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