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Department of Gnomeland Security T-Shirt
Department of Gnomeland Security T-Shirt
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Introducing the "Gnomeland Security" T-Shirt: Where Garden Gnomes Outgun Bureaucracy! This isn't just a t-shirt, it's a cheeky jab at oversized government wrapped in a riot of color and humor. At the forefront is our hero, a garden gnome armed with a machine gun, symbolizing a fun-sized force more efficient than any government agency could dream of being.
Decked out in this shirt, the message is clear: "Who needs the Department of Homeland Security when you've got Gnomeland Security?" It's an amusing, libertarian twist on the traditional notion of security, suggesting that maybe, just maybe, a well-armed gnome could do a better job at protecting our liberties (and petunias) than a sprawling government department.
Crafted for comfort and a bold statement, the shirt features the gnome in a battle-ready pose, with the tagline "Department of Gnomeland Security" emblazoned above. It's perfect for those with a libertarian streak, a sense of humor, and a belief that sometimes, the best defense is a small, mythical creature with a big gun. :)
Wear it to your next rally, backyard barbecue, or just around town to spark laughter and maybe even a little thought-provoking conversation. The "Gnomeland Security" T-Shirt: Because sometimes, the best way to challenge the status quo is with a gnome who's not afraid to bear arms!
| Â | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 31.02 | 32.01 | 32.99 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.17 | 9.45 | 9.72 | 10.00 | 10.39 |
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Truthfully, I bought this because I like AP and supporting him. I enjoy coffee a lot but I’m really happy to drink whatever, so I was pleasantly surprised when it tasted great. Package is fun too. Will grab some more!
There is a difference between the one advertised and the one received but I'm happy with it. So much so that instead of giving it to my coworker I kept it for myself.
I answered the clarion call of the colorful cock and was not disappointed.
This shirt changed my life. When wearing this shirt, I am temporarily granted all of Superman's powers. It also cured all my physical ailments, made me smarter, converted all my body fat to pure muscle, and even made me slightly more handsome. (There wasn't much room for improvement in that category.) It somehow made me even more irresistible to women than I already was. It gave me extra energy, more stamina, a few extra inches were it counts (wink wink), and longevity. In fact I fear that I may now be immortal due to this amazing shirt, which I think will probably be quite a drag after the first couple centuries. So thanks for nothing, AP.
Five stars, would buy again.
Purchased this Tshirt for a sister living in Overland Park KS, but family from JCMO. Looks great!!
Not only does it get immediate attention wherever I go, on a chilly morning like right now, it is toasty warm! Most common question is: where did you get that? My answer--AP4liberty!! Thank you.
Greatest Hoodie ever created! Super cozy, super comfortable, super message! Perfect gift for yourself and others
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