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Walton & Johnson Alligator Alcatraz T-Shirt - The Ultimate Border Solution

For decades, politicians have debated border security. They've proposed walls, fences, drones, sensors, and every other technological solution imaginable. But Walton & Johnson have a better idea: Alligator Alcatraz. A moat. Filled with alligators. Along the entire southern border. It's simple, effective, and infinitely more entertaining than anything Congress has proposed. No one's swimming across a river full of hungry gators. No one's tunneling under a swamp. And best of all, the alligators work for free—no government contracts, no cost overruns, no bureaucratic waste. Just nature's perfect border security system doing what it does best: deterring illegal crossings with teeth. This premium t-shirt from Walton & Johnson celebrates the ultimate border solution with bold graphics and zero apologies—because sometimes the best ideas are the ones politicians are too afraid to propose.

This premium t-shirt honors the Walton & Johnson tradition of proposing solutions that are simultaneously hilarious and surprisingly practical. Whether you're a longtime listener who remembers the original Alligator Alcatraz bit, a border security advocate who appreciates creative deterrence, or simply someone who believes the best government solutions involve fewer bureaucrats and more alligators, this shirt makes your position crystal clear: you support Alligator Alcatraz, and you're not apologizing for it.

As Ronald Reagan wisely observed: 'Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.' Alligators, fortunately, require none of the above.

Premium Quality Features

• Bold Alligator Alcatraz Graphics: Eye-catching design featuring alligators and border security messaging—guaranteed to earn laughs and spark conversations
• 100% Premium Cotton: Soft, breathable fabric that feels incredible against your skin whether you're at rallies, triggering open-borders advocates, or just living free
• Classic Unisex Fit: Comfortable cut that works for everyone—because border security transcends gender, age, and political correctness
• Durable Double-Needle Stitching: Reinforced construction that withstands countless washes and years of wear—just like alligators withstand everything
• Pre-Shrunk Fabric: Maintains size and shape wash after wash, so you can promote Alligator Alcatraz for years to come
• Official Walton & Johnson Merchandise: Authentic gear from America's most politically incorrect radio duo, combining border security with fearless humor

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold with like colors to preserve graphics and fabric quality
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for longest life
• Do not iron directly on design—respect the gators, secure the border

More Border Security & Walton & Johnson Apparel

Build your border security collection with our complete Walton & Johnson lineup. Pair this Alligator Alcatraz shirt with the FAFO Gadsden T-Shirt for more bold messaging, or add the Come and Take It AR15 Chad T-Shirt for Second Amendment pride.

Complete your Walton & Johnson collection with the Trump Was Always Right T-Shirt, the My Pronouns Are We/The/People T-Shirt, or the I Study Triggernometry T-Shirt. Don't forget the Radio Gawds 3D Logo Hat to rep the show everywhere you go. Every piece celebrates American values, border security, and the legendary humor that makes Walton & Johnson national treasures. Remember: Use code BUY2GET15 to save 15% when you buy any 2+ items!