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Walton & Johnson Alligator Alcatraz Apron - The Ultimate Border Solution for Your Kitchen

For decades, politicians have debated border security. They've proposed walls, fences, drones, sensors, and every other technological solution imaginable. But Walton & Johnson have a better idea: Alligator Alcatraz. A moat. Filled with alligators. Along the entire southern border. It's simple, effective, and infinitely more entertaining than anything Congress has proposed. Now you can bring that same legendary border security philosophy to your kitchen with this premium apron featuring bold Alligator Alcatraz graphics. Whether you're grilling, cooking, or just defending your territory from hungry family members, this apron reminds everyone: you believe in effective deterrence, and you're not afraid to say it.

This premium apron honors the Walton & Johnson tradition of proposing solutions that are simultaneously hilarious and surprisingly practical. Whether you're a longtime listener who remembers the original Alligator Alcatraz bit, a border security advocate who appreciates creative deterrence, or simply someone who believes the best government solutions involve fewer bureaucrats and more alligators, this apron makes your position crystal clear: you support Alligator Alcatraz, and you're not apologizing for it—even while you're cooking dinner.

As Ronald Reagan wisely observed: 'Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.' Alligators, fortunately, require none of the above.

Premium Quality Features

• Bold Alligator Alcatraz Graphics: Eye-catching design featuring alligators and border security messaging—guaranteed to earn laughs and spark conversations at every cookout
• Premium Polyester Fabric: Durable, stain-resistant material that protects your clothes during cooking and grilling
• Adjustable Neck Strap: Comfortable fit for all sizes with easy adjustment
• Long Waist Ties: Secure fit that stays in place during active cooking
• Easy Care: Machine washable for convenient cleaning after messy cooking sessions
• Official Walton & Johnson Merchandise: Authentic gear from America's most politically incorrect radio duo, combining border security humor with practical kitchen functionality

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach or iron directly on design

More Border Security & Walton & Johnson Gear

Build your border security collection with our complete Walton & Johnson lineup. Pair this Alligator Alcatraz Apron with the Alligator Alcatraz T-Shirt for the ultimate fan outfit, or add the FAFO Gadsden T-Shirt for more bold messaging.

Complete your Walton & Johnson collection with the Trump Was Always Right T-Shirt, the My Pronouns Are We/The/People T-Shirt, or the I Study Triggernometry T-Shirt. Don't forget the Radio Gawds 3D Logo Hat to rep the show everywhere you go. Every piece celebrates American values, border security, and the legendary humor that makes Walton & Johnson national treasures. Remember: Use code BUY2GET15 to save 15% when you buy any 2+ items!