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It's been a while since we've updated our hottest libertarian list, and a lot has happened since the last time we did. And here we go, in no particular order whatsoever...
1. Dave Smith
Dave is one of the top possible contenders for the Libertarian Party's presidential nomination in 2024. He burst onto the scene as a powerhouse from his appearances on the Joe Rogan podcast, and became a bankable star because of it and his outstanding defense of liberty in debates and online. During the COVID years, Smith was one of the most prominent voices fighting lockdowns and mandates. His Part of the Problem podcast made him a name initially, but lately his takeover of the Libertarian Party really made him a household liberty name.
Is he talented? Yes. Is he intelligent? Also yes. Is he funny. Yes. Does he trade on his looks a bit? I mean yeah, he's an attractive dude. I can say that as a man and be comfortable. Don't look at me like that. He's Dave Smith. He's the friggin' man. This is a top ten hottest list, not sexiest list. If it were sexy list I could understand. Ok let's move on.
2. Ophelia Overton
Ophelia Overton is a Texas liberty queen. She's been making moves in the liberty scene for a while now, but recently joined the AP4Libertyshop influencer team, so you know she's getting big time. Ophelia is the type of girl that conservative and liberal men want to pretend don't exist. And for the fact that she's so smokin' and libertarian men are so awkward in their approaches, she might as well not. But she does. And she's on the list.
3. Reed Coverdale
Handsome like a grizzly bear, Reed Coverdale exploded on the liberty scene a couple of years ago. As his star has risen, he's been giving speeches at places like Porcfest and YAL conferences!
He's the type of guy you'd want to have a beer with, but if you came across him in the middle of the night in the woods, you'd be pretty sure he's got a body hidden somewhere nearby. No one knows if the video that he posts with a guy bump firing a M1 Garand is really him, but are you really going to question a guy with a beard like that? Plenty of women, and men, would love to date him.
4. The Red Headed Libertarian Girl
The Red Headed Libertarian girl may not be the only girl to claim that title, but she's definitely one of the most distinct. TRHL has been embroiled in controversy time and time again, mostly with social conservatives who see her baring of her shoulders as absolutely HARAM. She's been the unfortunate victim of doxxing as well, so much so that she values her privacy. We don't think she'll mind making the list however, as making AP's top 10 hottest libertarian list is a badge of honor that the Huffington Post once quizzed Kelley Paul over in an interview when Rand Paul was running for president.
5. Stephanie Petersen
There was no way we were going to miss putting the no-longer-a-miss Steffi Petersen on the list. The once tomboyish AP fan has now blossomed into a real lady. She went from Ron Paul fan, to activist, to Austin Petersen's better half. She now spends her time doing therapy as a social worker, maintaining a household, caring for two French Bulldogs, and learning how to scuba.
6. Dave Rubin
As a straight man writing this I can say without question that Dave Rubin is an attractive dude. He's got that manly stubble that women wish their boyfriends had instead of that neckbeard thing going on. Dave always dresses classy, and when you see him on Fox News he fits right in with all the other perfect looking people on the network. Dave is hot.
i’ve been viciously attacked pic.twitter.com/sHN5wLI0TM— MJ (@morganisawizard) July 28, 2022
Working for the Babylon Bee, MJ has made a name for herself for being hilarious. And hot. She's started making videos for the Bee lately, and some of them are pretty great! Here's a recent example.
manhattan 🌇 pic.twitter.com/hD1PgeqQve— MJ (@morganisawizard) July 26, 2022
Don't get your hopes up guys and gals, MJ's taken.
8. Marina Dallacosta
The third (but unofficial) red headed libertarian girl on this list. No one in the movement seems to know who she is, but her Instagram page is one of the most subscribed under the libertarian hashtag. Marina is a shadowy figure who wouldn't be recognized at a liberty conference, but who would get so much attention if she did show up that she'd likely be on the mainstage the next year.
9. Hannah Cox
Hannah Cox is an angel, and a true blue libertarian. She's not a conservative or a MAGA type, she's 100% LIBERTARIAN. One of us, get it? And she's frickin beeyootiful, inside and out. Hannah made a name for herself initially fighting against the death penalty, and has since launched a venture called Based Politics with Brad Polumbo. She's a real mover and shaker, making multiple appearances on Kennedy on Fox Business. Hannah's got a big career ahead of her, and it doesn't hurt I'm sure to be so darned attractive.
Zuby is an independent rapper, author, podcast host, public speaker and creative entrepreneur, with over 1.5 million followers on social media. He made a huge splash at Freedomfest this year and got big for his powerful lyrical rhymes, and clean lyrics with a positive message. He's no ordinary rapper with a background from the streets. Zuby was raised in Saudi Arabia, and educated at Oxford. Zuby has a huge following, and considers himself proudly to be a libertarian. ONE OF US!
Did we miss any on our list? Comment below and let us know!