Step aside, Lincoln haters—there's a new club in town.
Join the exclusive (and historically justified) Woodrow Wilson Haters Club with this hilariously bold libertarian throwback tee. Whether you're dunking on the Federal Reserve, mocking the League of Nations, or just need a comfy shirt for your next Austrian economics study group, this is the one.
With a vintage ringer style that screams "I read Rothbard and look good doing it," this shirt is made from 100% soft cotton and features contrasting retro bindings on the sleeves and collar. It's breathable, lightweight, and designed to spark conversation (and maybe a spirited debate or two).
Perfect for liberty lovers, history buffs, and anyone who knows that Wilson was the original "progressive" problem. Wear it to your next protest, party, or pork-free potluck—this is more than a shirt, it’s a statement.
Product Features:
100% cotton fabric for glorious free-market comfort
Vintage-inspired sleeve and collar binding for that ‘70s rebel vibe
Structured side seams so it doesn’t go soft like fiat currency
Tear-away label for maximum freedom
Lightweight and breathable—just like Wilson’s excuses
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (Wilson's legacy is the only thing that should be heated)
Non-chlorine bleach if needed
Tumble dry low like your tolerance for the IRS
Iron low heat if you feel fancy
Do not dry clean—you're not a central planner
Join the club. Burn the bureaucracy. Look fantastic doing it.
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