Walton & Johnson- Taxation Smells Like Theft Candle (9oz)

Walton & Johnson Taxation Smells Like Theft Candle - The Scent of Government Overreach

What does taxation smell like? According to the government, it smells like 'civic duty,' 'social responsibility,' and 'investing in our future.' But libertarians know the truth: taxation smells like theft. It's the scent of your hard-earned money being confiscated under threat of imprisonment, then wasted on programs you never voted for, wars you don't support, and bureaucrats who couldn't manage a lemonade stand without running a deficit. This premium 9oz candle captures that essence perfectly—not with the smell of theft, obviously (that would be unpleasant), but with a delightful fragrance that reminds you why you fight for lower taxes, limited government, and the right to keep what you earn.

This premium soy wax candle from Walton & Johnson combines home decor with libertarian philosophy. Whether you're lighting it during tax season to cope with the annual robbery, using it to set the mood for a libertarian book club, or simply enjoying the irony of a candle that celebrates the idea that taxation is theft, this 9oz candle delivers premium fragrance, long burn time, and unapologetic anti-tax messaging in one perfect package.

As Murray Rothbard wisely observed: 'Taxation is theft, purely and simply even though it is theft on a grand and colossal scale which no acknowledged criminals could hope to match.' This candle honors that truth—and smells way better than government waste.

Premium Quality Features

• Bold 'Taxation Smells Like Theft' Label: Eye-catching design that makes your political position crystal clear—guaranteed to spark conversations with guests
• Premium Soy Wax Blend: Clean-burning, eco-friendly wax that provides consistent fragrance and long burn time
• 9oz Capacity: Generous size provides approximately 50-60 hours of burn time—plenty of time to contemplate government overreach
• Premium Fragrance: Delightful scent that fills your room (unlike taxation, which empties your wallet)
• Glass Jar with Lid: Elegant presentation that looks great on shelves, desks, or coffee tables
• Lead-Free Cotton Wick: Safe, clean burn that won't produce harmful emissions (unlike government spending)
• Official Walton & Johnson Merchandise: Authentic gear from America's most politically incorrect radio duo

Care Instructions

• Trim wick to 1/4 inch before each lighting for optimal burn
• Burn for 2-3 hours at a time to ensure even wax pool
• Keep away from drafts, children, and tax collectors
• Never leave burning candle unattended

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