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Walton & Johnson Newsom Dope T-Shirt - California Satire at Its Finest

Once upon a time, California was the Golden State—a land of opportunity, innovation, and prosperity where dreamers built empires and families thrived under endless sunshine. Then came Gavin Newsom. Now it's the land of rolling blackouts, sky-high taxes, homeless encampments on every corner, and businesses fleeing faster than you can say "French Laundry." While Newsom lectures Californians about climate change from his mansion, the middle class packs U-Hauls bound for Texas and Florida. While he imposes lockdowns and mask mandates, he dines maskless with lobbyists at $350-per-plate restaurants. The hypocrisy is staggering. The policies are disastrous. And this shirt? This shirt says what millions of Californians—and former Californians—are thinking.

This premium t-shirt from Walton & Johnson delivers bold political satire that doesn't pull punches, apologize, or care about triggering California progressives. Whether you're a California refugee who escaped to freedom, a conservative still fighting behind enemy lines in the Golden State, or simply someone who appreciates calling out political incompetence with humor, this shirt makes your position crystal clear: Newsom's policies are dope—and not the good kind.

As Benjamin Franklin might observe if he were watching California today: "When the people find that they can vote themselves money from the public treasury, they will continue to do so until the state collapses under the weight of its own stupidity." (We're paraphrasing creatively, but Ben would absolutely recognize California's trajectory.)

Premium Quality Features

• Bold Political Satire Graphics: Eye-catching "Newsom Dope" design that sparks conversations, triggers progressives, and celebrates your political convictions with humor
• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Premium soft fabric that breathes naturally and feels incredible against your skin—unlike California's oppressive regulatory climate
• Classic Unisex Fit: Comfortable, flattering cut that works for everyone—because political satire transcends gender, age, and zip code
• Durable Double-Needle Stitching: Reinforced construction at shoulders, sleeves, and hem ensures this shirt outlasts Newsom's political career
• Pre-Shrunk Fabric: Maintains size and shape wash after wash, unlike California's shrinking middle class and tax base
• Official Walton & Johnson Merchandise: Authentic gear from America's favorite conservative radio duo, combining political courage with their signature irreverent humor

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold with like colors to preserve graphics and fabric quality
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for longest life
• Do not iron directly on design—respect the satire, amplify the message

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