Walton & Johnson: Gulf of America Hammerhead Beach Towel - 4LibertyShop.com

Walton & Johnson Gulf of America Hammerhead Beach Towel
Official Radio Show Merchandise - Where Patriotism Meets the High Seas

When the legendary Walton & Johnson radio show decided to commemorate the rechristening of our nation's waters, they didn't mess around. This isn't just another beach towel—it's a 30" x 60" declaration of American sovereignty wrapped in absorbent microfiber glory, featuring a hammerhead shark draped in Old Glory because nothing says "freedom" quite like apex predators in patriotic regalia.

The Gulf of America isn't just a body of water—it's a statement. And this towel is your ticket to making that statement every time you hit the beach, pool, or boat deck. Designed exclusively for Walton & Johnson fans who understand that renaming our waters isn't about geography, it's about reclaiming American greatness one wave at a time. As Benjamin Franklin might have said if he'd been a beach bum: "He who sacrifices comfort for a boring towel deserves neither comfort nor a good tan."

Whether you're a longtime listener of the show or just someone who appreciates the finer things in life—like sharks, flags, and making liberals uncomfortable at public beaches—this towel delivers. The vibrant design features a majestic hammerhead shark swimming through the stars and stripes, reminding everyone within eyeshot that these waters belong to the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Premium Quality Features

• Generous 30" x 60" Size: Plenty of room to stretch out and claim your territory, just like America claims its waters
• Ultra-Soft Microfiber: Absorbent, quick-drying, and softer than a politician's promise (but way more reliable)
• Vibrant, Fade-Resistant Printing: The colors stay bold through countless beach trips and wash cycles—this shark isn't going anywhere
• Lightweight & Packable: Rolls up easily for travel without sacrificing an inch of patriotic impact
• Dual-Purpose Design: Works as a beach towel, pool towel, boat towel, or conversation starter at liberal family reunions
• Official Walton & Johnson Merchandise: Authentic show gear that supports your favorite radio rebels

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold with like colors to keep that shark looking sharp
• Tumble dry low or hang dry—this towel dries faster than CNN can fact-check a tweet
• Avoid bleach and fabric softeners to preserve the vibrant Gulf of America graphics

More Beach & Outdoor Gear

If you're ready to make waves with your patriotic beach setup, check out our other Gulf of America towels and coastal gear. The Gulf of America Beach Towel offers a classic design for traditionalists, while the Don't Tread On Me Beach Towel brings Gadsden flag energy to your summer adventures.

And because no beach day is complete without proper caffeination, pair your towel with our Founding Flavors coffee collection. Start your morning with Jeffersonian Java, power through the afternoon with Madisonian Morning, or get electrified with Franklin's Electric Elixir. Because liberty tastes better with premium coffee.