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🚨 Warning: This shirt may soon be outlawed by humorless politicians!
When Texas Speaker Dade Phelan decided memes were too dangerous for democracy, he didn't count on you wearing this absolute masterpiece. Featuring Phelan in full clown mode, this tee proudly declares "Dade Phelan Would Make This Shirt Illegal"—because nothing says "trust me, bro" like a politician trying to kill free speech.
This bold, edgy, and unapologetic design is a must-have for meme warriors, political dissidents, and anyone who refuses to let censorship slide. Printed on our ultra-comfortable heavy cotton tee, this shirt is battle-tested for internet freedom fights, perfect for rallies, protests, or just trolling authoritarians on your daily coffee run.
🔥 Why You Need This Shirt:
✅ Censored? Not Yet! Call out the absurdity of outlawing memes.
✅ Comfort + Durability: Made with premium heavy cotton that holds up through political firestorms.
✅ Clown Approved: Even the most humorless bureaucrats won’t miss the message.
✅ Ethically Produced: No shady dealings, just free market meme capitalism.
📢 Wear it before it's illegal. Then wear it even more.
Care Instructions:
💀 Fight censorship. Wear it loud. Meme harder.
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