Perfect for snuggling up while scrolling through libertarian Twitter, binge-watching free-market documentaries, or just keeping warm while you plot your next tax protest.
Crafted from 100% cotton and featuring vibrant woven designs, this blanket doesn't just make a statement—it makes you comfy while doing it. Whether you're draping it over your couch to ward off nosy neighbors (and IRS agents), throwing it over your bed for that rugged individualist flair, or bringing it to your next backyard barbecue to remind everyone that property rights matter—this blanket is as versatile as it is rebellious.
With colorful fringed edges that scream “laissez-faire chic,” it’s the perfect accent piece to complement your Ayn Rand book stack or your gold bullion coffee table. It also makes an ideal gift for your liberty-loving friends and family—Christmas, birthdays, housewarmings, or as a gentle hint to that one uncle who still thinks the IRS is his friend.
Product Features:
100% Cotton: Because synthetic fibers are basically government subsidies.
Two Design Variants: Choose from Photo or Artwork styles (both guaranteed to trigger statists).
Colorful Fringed Edges: Adds style with a side of sovereignty.
Three Sizes: Because liberty comes in all shapes and snuggle preferences.
Perfect for Homes, Gatherings & Gifting: From holiday hangouts to freedom fiestas.
Care Instructions (Because Even Anarcho-Capitalists Need Laundry Tips):
Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent.
Non-chlorine bleach as needed (we know you hate regulations, but trust us on this one).
Tumble dry low heat—because nothing dries faster than government spending.
Make a bold statement. Stay warm. Defend liberty—all from the comfort of your couch.
Because taxation isn’t just theft—it’s cold. Stay warm with freedom.
52'' × 37'' | 60" × 50" | 80" × 60" | |
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Width, in | 52.00 | 60.00 | 80.00 |
Length, in | 37.00 | 50.00 | 60.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent , Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat
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