In 1776, a group of extraordinarily well-dressed men sat down and decided that liberty was non-negotiable. They wrote it down, signed it, and then presumably argued about it for the next 250 years. What they did not write down — but almost certainly implied — was that the right to wear a goat in a tricorne hat on your chest is equally sacred. We're just finishing what they started.
The "Land of the Free, Home of the Baa" tee is a love letter to American independence, dry wit, and the deeply underappreciated patriotism of farm animals. The hand-drawn goat — tricorne hat cocked at a defiant angle, date 1776 stamped beneath — is the kind of design that makes strangers stop you in a parking lot to say "I need that shirt." It's happened. We have receipts.
As Thomas Jefferson almost certainly would have said, had he owned a goat farm: "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the wool of patriots and the occasional bleating of the righteous." (He did not say this. But he would have approved.) Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — the gold standard of premium tees — this shirt feels like wearing a cloud that also loves America.
If you're the kind of person who wears your values on your sleeve — literally — you'll want to explore the full 4LibertyShop apparel lineup. The American Gamer T-Shirt pairs liberty with a controller in hand, because the Founders would have absolutely dominated in multiplayer. And the Keep Calm and Carry On T-Shirt is the understated, deadpan answer to every overreaching government policy since 1913.
While you're at it, pair your new favorite tee with a mug worthy of the morning. Jeffersonian Java is a smooth light roast for the early-rising patriot, Madisonian Morning brings a balanced start to your constitutional day, and Franklin's Electric Elixir delivers a medium roast with the same crackling energy as the man himself. Because liberty tastes better with great coffee.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
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| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings / Hazard: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.
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