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"Smart People Sound Like Crazy People to Stupid People." Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is softer than your ego after a trivia win and lighter than the logic of your last debate opponent. With a classic crew neck, ribbed collar that stays sharper than your wit, and a relaxed fit, it’s the perfect canvas for flaunting your intellectual superiority—or at least looking good while you try.
This shirt’s vibe screams “I’m here to drop truth bombs and look effortlessly cool doing it.” The vibrant Direct-to-Garment print ensures your snarky slogan pops like a mic drop at a Mensa meeting. Side seams give it a flattering fit, whether you’re schooling fools at a coffee shop, slaying at a workshop, or just running errands while radiating big-brain energy. Ethically made with sustainability and fair labor certifications, it’s proof you can be a genius and a good human.
Gift it to the free spirit who’s always one step ahead of the room, or wear it yourself to spark conversations (or eye-rolls) at casual hangouts. Just don’t be surprised when the less enlightened clutch their pearls. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and iron with the confidence of someone who’s never lost an argument. Get ready to wear your smarts—and a smirk—with pride!
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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