This compact 6 x 8 lined spiral notebook mixes bold attitude with everyday usefulness. The matte black cover features a bright patch-style emblem that reads “RETIRED” over “DRUG DEALER,” framed in yellow with a tricolor stripe. It looks exactly like something a mischievous veteran of questionable life choices might carry for notes, jokes, or unfinished confessions. It is built for anyone who enjoys dark humor, ironic merch, or conversation starters that stop people mid-sip of their morning coffee.
Inside, you get smooth 90 gsm ruled pages for clean writing, list-making, or sketching. The sturdy metal spiral lets the notebook lie flat or fold over neatly. A built-in document pocket in the back cover holds receipts, cards, or the small mementos you probably should not ask too many questions about. The 350 gsm covers give it a solid feel in hand, and the portable size slips easily into bags, glove boxes, or a desk drawer.
If you want a cheeky, unique notebook that makes people look twice, this one brings the humor and the practicality.
PRODUCT FEATURES
• 90 gsm ruled pages with 118 total pages for smooth writing
• Metal spiral binding that lies flat and allows easy page removal
• Durable 350 gsm covers with printed front and dark grey back
• Inside back document pocket for receipts or other small items
• Compact 6 x 8 size that fits bags, backpacks, and desks
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Use a soft, clean cloth to gently brush dust or dirt from the center outward.
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