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Reptilian Overlords Team Jersey
Reptilian Overlords Team Jersey
Introducing our "Reptilians" team jersey t-shirt! If you're a fan of conspiracy theories and love poking fun at the idea of reptilian overlords running the world, then this is the shirt for you.
On the front, you'll find a distinguished lizard overlord proudly displaying his scaly physique in a team jersey. And let's face it, he's the captain of the team - no one messes with this guy. The shirt boldly declares "Reptilians" across the chest, so everyone knows whose side you're on.
But the real humor comes from the back of the shirt. Emblazoned with the words "We run this place," you'll instantly be transformed into a member of the elite reptilian ruling class. Imagine the looks on people's faces as you strut down the street in your new tee, declaring your allegiance to the scaly overlords. Who knows, maybe you'll even inspire a few conspiracy theorists to start looking at you with newfound suspicion.
Made with 100% cotton and a comfortable fit, this t-shirt is perfect for any casual occasion. Whether you're lounging at home or heading out with friends, you'll feel like a true reptilian overlord in this stylish and humorous tee. So go ahead and add it to your wardrobe - after all, who doesn't want to be part of the elite reptilian ruling class?
.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
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Truthfully, I bought this because I like AP and supporting him. I enjoy coffee a lot but I’m really happy to drink whatever, so I was pleasantly surprised when it tasted great. Package is fun too. Will grab some more!
There is a difference between the one advertised and the one received but I'm happy with it. So much so that instead of giving it to my coworker I kept it for myself.
I answered the clarion call of the colorful cock and was not disappointed.
This shirt changed my life. When wearing this shirt, I am temporarily granted all of Superman's powers. It also cured all my physical ailments, made me smarter, converted all my body fat to pure muscle, and even made me slightly more handsome. (There wasn't much room for improvement in that category.) It somehow made me even more irresistible to women than I already was. It gave me extra energy, more stamina, a few extra inches were it counts (wink wink), and longevity. In fact I fear that I may now be immortal due to this amazing shirt, which I think will probably be quite a drag after the first couple centuries. So thanks for nothing, AP.
Five stars, would buy again.
Purchased this Tshirt for a sister living in Overland Park KS, but family from JCMO. Looks great!!
Not only does it get immediate attention wherever I go, on a chilly morning like right now, it is toasty warm! Most common question is: where did you get that? My answer--AP4liberty!! Thank you.
Greatest Hoodie ever created! Super cozy, super comfortable, super message! Perfect gift for yourself and others