Reptilian Overlords Team Jersey
Reptilian Overlords Team Jersey
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Introducing our "Reptilians" team jersey t-shirt! If you're a fan of conspiracy theories and love poking fun at the idea of reptilian overlords running the world, then this is the shirt for you.
On the front, you'll find a distinguished lizard overlord proudly displaying his scaly physique in a team jersey. And let's face it, he's the captain of the team - no one messes with this guy. The shirt boldly declares "Reptilians" across the chest, so everyone knows whose side you're on.
But the real humor comes from the back of the shirt. Emblazoned with the words "We run this place," you'll instantly be transformed into a member of the elite reptilian ruling class. Imagine the looks on people's faces as you strut down the street in your new tee, declaring your allegiance to the scaly overlords. Who knows, maybe you'll even inspire a few conspiracy theorists to start looking at you with newfound suspicion.
Made with 100% cotton and a comfortable fit, this t-shirt is perfect for any casual occasion. Whether you're lounging at home or heading out with friends, you'll feel like a true reptilian overlord in this stylish and humorous tee. So go ahead and add it to your wardrobe - after all, who doesn't want to be part of the elite reptilian ruling class?
.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 30.04 | 31.97 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 7.24 | 7.76 | 8.23 | 8.74 | 9.25 | 9.76 | 10.24 | 10.75 |
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3D Printed Killdozer

It's like wearing the black light carpet of a bowling alley arcade. This a great shirt, it is comfortable and I love how bright the colors are
I got my Caucasian shirt last week! I didn't realize until recently that AP had a store. I am very excited to culture appropriate myself (and for others too, as well).
The shirt got here super fast (only a couple of days), fits nicely (not baggy, not skin tight) and the print is very solid (doesn't feel cheap like some stores with the iron on and/or faded prints). I think it will hold up for a good while!
10/10!

I love it, gives me a chuckle every time I see it. Might buy another one.

Excited to tell the world what I think of the State without even opening my mouth. Rational men can do irrational things. Granby can you hear me now?

Nice soft shirt. Short sweet and to the point. What more could you want?? Get on for yourself and let people know what you think about our overlords.

Awesome foam trucker hat, with the perfect slogan make taxation theft again. It’s comfy and seems well made. Buy one for the limited government person in your life.

Tank feels freaking great! The printing is very high quality, and fits true to size! Didn’t shrink at all Adger two washes! The best part is I immediately had more disdain for taxation without representation as soon as I put it on. I throw more tea into the harbor, and feel more free to make my own decision as a consenting adult.

comfy and its a great story to tell people

Ordered the shirt, arrived crazy fast even with free shipping. Great quality, good printing. Would order from again in a heartbeat.

It was funny to see people’s reactions when they saw the shirt.

This is a great shirt and the color is even more bright than on the picture (I got red). I'm excited to rep the reptilians that wear human skin costumes in Politics!

Looks great, love the fit and feel

My tax preparer dad loves it!!
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