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Now I Have a Machine Gun Sweatshirt

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Introducing the "Not-So-Silent Night" Ugly Christmas Sweater: The Ultimate Debate-Setter for Holiday Gatherings! Forget about arguing whether to put cranberry sauce or gravy on your turkey; the real debate is whether you're wearing a holiday classic or an action-packed statement on your torso. With our sweater, why not both?

Sporting the cheeky message "Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho" in a particularly festive yet gritty "cranberry sauce" script, this pullover lets you jingle all the way... to an arsenal of fun! Constructed with the softest, non-itchy materials, it's perfect for sipping eggnog or crawling through ventilation systems.

Got a holiday party at Nakatomi Plaza—err, we mean your office? Show up in this conversation-starter and you'll soon be the life of the party. Just remember, the sweater doesn't come with shoes, making it the ideal choice for those of you who prefer to go "toe-to-toe" in comfort and style. 

Whether you're in the mood for carols or capers, this sweater is your ticket to holiday fun or a Yippee-Ki-Yay kind of day! 🎄🔫

Note: Sweatshirt does not actually come with a machine gun. Always enjoy holidays responsibly.

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50


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