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Now I Have a Machine Gun Sweatshirt
Now I Have a Machine Gun Sweatshirt
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Introducing the "Not-So-Silent Night" Ugly Christmas Sweater: The Ultimate Debate-Setter for Holiday Gatherings! Forget about arguing whether to put cranberry sauce or gravy on your turkey; the real debate is whether you're wearing a holiday classic or an action-packed statement on your torso. With our sweater, why not both?
Sporting the cheeky message "Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho" in a particularly festive yet gritty "cranberry sauce" script, this pullover lets you jingle all the way... to an arsenal of fun! Constructed with the softest, non-itchy materials, it's perfect for sipping eggnog or crawling through ventilation systems.
Got a holiday party at Nakatomi Plaza—err, we mean your office? Show up in this conversation-starter and you'll soon be the life of the party. Just remember, the sweater doesn't come with shoes, making it the ideal choice for those of you who prefer to go "toe-to-toe" in comfort and style.
Whether you're in the mood for carols or capers, this sweater is your ticket to holiday fun or a Yippee-Ki-Yay kind of day! 🎄🔫
Note: Sweatshirt does not actually come with a machine gun. Always enjoy holidays responsibly.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
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Truthfully, I bought this because I like AP and supporting him. I enjoy coffee a lot but I’m really happy to drink whatever, so I was pleasantly surprised when it tasted great. Package is fun too. Will grab some more!
There is a difference between the one advertised and the one received but I'm happy with it. So much so that instead of giving it to my coworker I kept it for myself.
I answered the clarion call of the colorful cock and was not disappointed.
This shirt changed my life. When wearing this shirt, I am temporarily granted all of Superman's powers. It also cured all my physical ailments, made me smarter, converted all my body fat to pure muscle, and even made me slightly more handsome. (There wasn't much room for improvement in that category.) It somehow made me even more irresistible to women than I already was. It gave me extra energy, more stamina, a few extra inches were it counts (wink wink), and longevity. In fact I fear that I may now be immortal due to this amazing shirt, which I think will probably be quite a drag after the first couple centuries. So thanks for nothing, AP.
Five stars, would buy again.
Purchased this Tshirt for a sister living in Overland Park KS, but family from JCMO. Looks great!!
Not only does it get immediate attention wherever I go, on a chilly morning like right now, it is toasty warm! Most common question is: where did you get that? My answer--AP4liberty!! Thank you.
Greatest Hoodie ever created! Super cozy, super comfortable, super message! Perfect gift for yourself and others
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