🎃👻 No Lives Matter Hoodie – Because Michael Myers doesn’t discriminate. He’s an equal-opportunity slasher.
This cozy unisex hoodie is soft, smooth, and built for cooler autumn nights—whether you’re carving pumpkins, arguing politics at the dinner table, or just waiting for something to go bump in the night. Featuring a bold retro design of Michael Myers holding his trusty knife with the chilling slogan “No Lives Matter,” this sweatshirt blends Halloween horror with a wink at modern politics.
Perfect for horror movie marathons, haunted hayrides, or just reminding people that in Haddonfield, Illinois, everyone’s on the chopping block.
Why you’ll love it:
🩸 Distressed retro graphic for that vintage slasher vibe
🎃 Premium 50/50 cotton-poly blend for softness and durability
🧛 Double-lined hood & front pouch pocket for maximum cozy creepiness
👻 The ultimate Halloween hoodie (but stylish enough for year-round wear)
Whether you’re team trick or treat, left or right, this hoodie’s message is simple: when Michael Myers shows up, politics don’t matter…because No Lives Matter.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!