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The Gulf of America Shark Tote Bag – Because if we’re going to have a massive body of water bordering Texas, Florida, and Louisiana, it might as well be ours. Featuring a fierce American flag shark circling its newly claimed waters, this tote is the perfect way to show that we’re not just taking names—we’re renaming entire oceans.
🦈 Perfect for:
✅ Hauling beach gear to the greatest Gulf in the world
✅ Carrying the weight of liberal tears (don’t worry, this tote is leak-proof)
✅ Stashing snacks for your Florida freedom rallies
✅ Bringing home all that offshore oil that suddenly became American-owned
Made with 100% polyester, just like our founding fathers would have wanted, this tote is strong, reliable, and won’t back down—kind of like Florida. Double-stitched seams ensure maximum durability, while cotton webbing straps provide comfort for carrying all your big wins.
Available in 3 patriotic sizes:
- Small – Just big enough for your Constitution and a pocket-sized Trump speech.
- Medium – Fits a 'Make America Florida' bumper sticker and your latest Let's Go Brandon merch.
- Large – Big enough to carry freedom (and your concealed carry).
🚨 Warning: This tote bag may trigger coastal elites. Use with caution. 🚨
🎉 BUY NOW and show the world that the Gulf of America is here to stay! 🎉
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