Walton & Johnson: I Study Triggernometry T-Shirt - 4LibertyShop.com

Walton & Johnson I Study Triggernometry T-Shirt - The Science of Offending Snowflakes

While most people study trigonometry—the mathematics of triangles, angles, and functions—you've mastered a far more valuable discipline: Triggernometry. The advanced science of identifying exactly which truths, jokes, and facts will send progressives into emotional meltdowns. It's a precise art. You calculate the angle of approach, measure the sensitivity coefficient, and deploy the perfect statement to achieve maximum triggering with minimal effort. Some call it trolling. You call it applied mathematics. This premium t-shirt from Walton & Johnson celebrates your expertise in this critical field of study—because in an era where facts are considered violence and jokes require trigger warnings, mastering Triggernometry isn't just funny, it's a public service.

This premium t-shirt honors those who've achieved advanced degrees in the art of triggering snowflakes with truth, humor, and facts that make the perpetually offended lose their minds. Whether you're a Walton & Johnson fan who appreciates clever wordplay, a conservative who's tired of walking on eggshells around fragile liberals, or simply someone who believes the best response to outrage culture is more outrage, this shirt makes your expertise crystal clear: you've studied Triggernometry, you've mastered the formulas, and you're not afraid to show your work.

As Mark Twain wisely observed: 'It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.' Triggernometry helps them figure it out—whether they want to or not.

Premium Quality Features

• Bold Triggernometry Graphics: Eye-catching 'I Study Triggernometry' design with clever wordplay—guaranteed to trigger the right people and earn laughs from those who get it
• 100% Premium Cotton: Soft, breathable fabric that feels incredible against your skin whether you're triggering snowflakes online, at rallies, or just living your best politically incorrect life
• Classic Unisex Fit: Comfortable cut that works for everyone—because Triggernometry transcends gender, age, and political correctness
• Durable Double-Needle Stitching: Reinforced construction that withstands countless washes and years of wear—just like your commitment to triggering liberals with facts
• Pre-Shrunk Fabric: Maintains size and shape wash after wash, so you can display your Triggernometry expertise for years to come
• Official Walton & Johnson Merchandise: Authentic gear from America's most politically incorrect radio duo, combining clever humor with fearless attitude

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold with like colors to preserve graphics and fabric quality
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for longest life
• Do not iron directly on design—respect the science, honor the triggering

More Clever Humor & Walton & Johnson Apparel

Build your politically incorrect wardrobe with our complete Walton & Johnson humor collection. Pair this Triggernometry shirt with the Offensive Is Funny T-Shirt for more bold messaging, or add the My Pronouns Are We/The/People T-Shirt for constitutional humor.

Complete your Walton & Johnson collection with the FAFO Gadsden T-Shirt, the Killdozer T-Shirt, or the Trump Was Always Right T-Shirt. Don't forget the Radio Gawds 3D Logo Hat to rep the show everywhere you go. Every piece celebrates free speech, clever humor, and the legendary courage that makes Walton & Johnson national treasures. Remember: Use code BUY2GET15 to save 15% when you buy any 2+ items!