Government Scary Tee

The ultimate libertarian Halloween costume. Wear it at the party and go around telling everyone that you're here to help. Then they read your shirt and *bam* laughs, and free candy. Maybe you kiss and get married after that and you can thank us later. 

The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. All it needs is a personalized design to elevate things to profitability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size