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Introducing the Gadsden Snake Outdoor Mat - the perfect addition to any libertarian's doorstep. This mat boldly displays the infamous Gadsden Snake, coiled and ready to strike, along with the phrase "fuck around and find out" - a warning to all who dare tread upon your property without permission.
Made from durable materials, this outdoor mat can withstand even the toughest weather conditions and heavy foot traffic. Choose from six different sizes to perfectly fit your front porch, patio, or backyard.
But let's be real - this mat isn't just about function. It's about making a statement. It's about showing the world that you don't take crap from anyone and you're not afraid to speak your mind. It's about telling those pesky solicitors, politicians, and nosy neighbors to back the hell off.
So if you're a proud, badass libertarian who's not afraid to ruffle a few feathers, this mat is for you. Order now and let the world know that you're not someone to be messed with.
It might seem a bit unusual at first—placing one outside, but non-slip outdoor rugs bring alfresco chilling to a whole new level of comfort. These rugs come in many different sizes to fit any patio or porch. Made from polyester chenille fabric— they're very durable, breathable, and dry quickly.
.: Material: 100% polyester chenille front
.: Available in 6 different sizes
.: Hemmed edges
.: No skid polyester backing
.: Thickness: 0.25'' (6mm)
| 24" × 36" | 36" × 60" | 48" × 72" | 60" × 84" | 96" × 120" | 108" × 144" | |
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| Height, in | 24.00 | 36.00 | 48.00 | 60.00 | 96.00 | 108.00 |
| Length, in | 36.00 | 60.00 | 72.00 | 84.00 | 120.00 | 144.00 |
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