Department of War T-shirt - Walton & Johnson

“ATTEN-HUT! You’re lookin’ at the finest damn piece of liberty-lovin’, freedom-defendin’ apparel this side of the Pentagon! This ain’t your grandma’s bedtime tee — this is a battle-ready, war-hardened Department of War shirt, forged for patriots who eat regulations for breakfast and ask for seconds.

• Structured side seams: Holds its damn shape longer than Congress holds a thought!

• Elastic ribbed knit collar: Won’t sag, won’t quit, won’t let you down!

• Shoulder tape: Keeps this beast comfortable and stable, even when you’re hauling freedom on your back!

• Crisp, vibrant print: The white-on-black design screams “DON’T MESS WITH ME” louder than a drill instructor in your earhole!

• Eco-friendly manufacturing: No sweatshops, no nonsense, no compromises — freedom ain’t free, but your conscience is clear!

Care Instructions, Maggot!

You wanna keep this warfighter’s uniform in top shape? Follow orders:

• Machine wash cold — 30°C / 90°F, no excuses.

• Non-chlorine bleach — unless you like looking like a sad, faded recruit.

• Tumble dry low — don’t burn it alive, hero.

• Iron on medium — just enough to keep it sharp, like your salute.

• DO NOT dry-clean — we’re fighting tyranny, not coddling it!

Wear this shirt, and you’re not just dressed — you’re deployed.