Brace yourself for the ultimate defense against radioactive communist zombies—right from the comfort of your own home! Inspired by the 1950s retro-futurism that powers Culturama, these candles are hand-poured in the USA from premium coconut apricot wax, featuring cotton wicks that are 100% lead and zinc-free (because we're all about liberty, not toxic fumes). Burn them while tuning in to Culturama, and feel the revolutionary spirit as you reclaim your space, one flame at a time.
With a burn time of approximately 20 hours, these candles offer long-lasting fragrance and warmth as you bunker down and plot your next move in the fight for freedom. Each scent comes in elegant amber, topped with a stylish gold lid—perfect for adding a touch of post-apocalyptic class to any fallout shelter or liberty-loving living room.
Atomic Apricot: Our top secret apricot wax base is like a tropical vacation after the world’s been blown to bits! Tangy apricot meets creamy coconut, capturing the essence of sweet rebellion and bringing with it the smell of the Bombshell Beachwood. One light of this, and you'll be transported to a tiki bar in a world where liberty reigns and commies are just a bad memory.
Bombshell Beachwood: When the world’s gone mad, nothing soothes like the sun-kissed warmth of beachwood. Bombshell Beachwood brings the seaside straight to your survival outpost. Light this beauty, and suddenly you’re not fighting radioactive zombies—you’re enjoying a retro boardwalk, post-apocalypse-style. A perfect blend of relaxation and resilience!
This signature scent is crafted with care to bring beauty and ambiance to your space—whether you're broadcasting liberty or just enjoying some quiet downtime in your stylishly decked-out bunker.
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4oz | 9oz |
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Diameter, in | 2.30 | 2.80 |
Height, in | 2.50 | 3.50 |