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All Human Laws Are Trash Sweatshirt

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Price
$34.99
Color:
Light Pink
Size:
S
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Product Details

History, but make it feral.
This cozy crewneck features our frontier-raccoon freedom fighter proudly declaring what we’re all thinking: “All Human Laws Are Trash.” Soft, relaxed, and perfect for layering, it keeps you warm whether you’re deep in the woods, chilling at home, or arguing about liberty around a campfire.

Built for everyday wear, this sweatshirt keeps its shape with an elastic ribbed collar and a sleek, no-side-seam design. It’s crafted from ethically grown U.S. cotton and eco-friendly dyes, so even if human laws are trash, your conscience doesn’t have to be. Makes a killer gift for rebels, meme-lords, skeptics, and anyone who looks at rules and says “nah.”

Cozy. Funny. Slightly unhinged.
Just like raccoons.


Product Features

  • No side seams for a clean, comfy look

  • Elastic ribbed collar holds shape through many wears

  • Adult fit for maximum comfort

  • Meets safety regs for flammability & harmful substances

  • Ethically grown U.S. cotton with eco-friendly dyes


Care

  • Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)

  • Non-chlorine bleach as needed

  • Tumble dry low

  • Do not iron

  • Do not dry clean