{"product_id":"walton-johnson-independence-250-t-shirt-dear-england-colonial-humor-tee","title":"Walton \u0026 Johnson Independence 250 T-Shirt — \"Dear England\" Colonial Humor Tee - 4LibertyShop.com","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#0a1628;border:3px solid #c9a84c;padding:14px 20px;text-align:center;margin-bottom:24px;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#c9a84c;font-size:15px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:1px;\"\u003e🇺🇸 Special Offer | Buy 2+ Items \u0026amp; Save 15% | Use Code: \u003cspan style=\"font-size:17px;\"\u003eBUY2GET15\u003c\/span\u003e 🇺🇸\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"color:#165B33;font-size:24px;margin-bottom:6px;\"\u003eWalton \u0026amp; Johnson Independence 250 T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp style=\"color:#165B33;font-size:15px;font-style:italic;margin-top:0;\"\u003e“Dear England” — The Colonial Humor Tee That Says Everything the Declaration Already Said, But Funnier\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOn July 4th, 1776, the Continental Congress approved a document that was, at its core, the most politely devastating breakup letter in the history of Western civilization. Thomas Jefferson spent weeks crafting 1,320 words of elegant, reasoned grievance. He listed 27 specific complaints. He invoked the laws of nature and nature's God. And then, after all that, the colonies basically said: \u003cem\u003e\"It's not us, it's you. We're keeping the continent.\"\u003c\/em\u003e England was not amused. History, however, very much was.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eWalton \u0026amp; Johnson “Dear England” Colonial Humor Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e captures that same magnificent energy. The front print mimics aged parchment — a cheeky note to the Crown, complete with a red wax-seal graphic that nods to 1776 — rendered in a vintage style that's equal parts wit and wardrobe. It's the shirt that says you know your history, you appreciate the irony, and you're not above wearing a 250-year-old joke on your chest. As John Adams almost certainly would have said: \u003cem\u003e“I have studied history, and history has studied me back. This shirt is the result.”\u003c\/em\u003e (That one's ours. John gets the credit.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuilt on the Gildan 64000 — 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight at 153 g\/m², tubular knit for a clean drape — this tee wears like a well-worn argument: comfortable, confident, and impossible to ignore. Available in seven colorways from classic White and Black to Military Green and Sport Grey, it pairs effortlessly with jeans, boots, or the quiet satisfaction of knowing your side won.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#e8f4fd;border:1px solid #90c8e8;border-radius:6px;padding:16px 20px;margin:20px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-size:15px;\"\u003e🎯 Perfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cul style=\"margin-top:10px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHistory buffs and colonial era enthusiasts who appreciate wit as much as wisdom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePatriots celebrating the 250th anniversary of American independence with a sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift-givers looking for something clever, premium, and genuinely conversation-starting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWalton \u0026amp; Johnson fans who want to rep the brand with a tee that has a punchline and a point\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who has ever wanted to send England a politely worded follow-up memo — 250 years later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003chr style=\"border:none;border-top:1px solid #ddd;margin:24px 0;\"\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"color:#165B33;\"\u003e⭐ Premium Quality Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% Ring-Spun Cotton (153 g\/m²):\u003c\/strong\u003e Lightweight, breathable, and soft enough to wear from the morning coffee to the evening bonfire — because liberty should be comfortable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTubular Knit, No Side Seams:\u003c\/strong\u003e A cleaner silhouette, less fabric waste, and a drape that holds its shape through as many washes as there have been years of independence.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRibbed Collar with Shoulder Tape:\u003c\/strong\u003e Engineered to resist stretching so the neckline stays crisp — unlike the British resolve at Yorktown.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTear-Away Inner Label:\u003c\/strong\u003e Itch-free comfort, because the only thing scratchy around here should be the parchment the Declaration was written on.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG + DTF High-Quality Printing:\u003c\/strong\u003e The vintage parchment graphic is printed sharp and vivid, with colors that stay true wash after wash — no fading, no cracking, no surrendering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEU 2-Year Warranty (Gildan 64000):\u003c\/strong\u003e Built to last and backed by it. This isn't a novelty shirt — it's a wardrobe staple with historical staying power.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧺 Care Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMachine Wash Cold\u003c\/strong\u003e (max 30°C \/ 90°F) with similar colors — the parchment graphic stays sharp when treated with the same care the Founders gave the original document.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTumble Dry Low Heat\u003c\/strong\u003e — high heat is the enemy of great prints. The British used heat at Bunker Hill and look how that turned out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIron \/ Steam on Low Heat Only\u003c\/strong\u003e — do not bleach, do not dry clean. 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